Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. SteffiS

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    Noooo, I'm never in trubble - well apart from eating the deaded duck, the phessie at gundog training, and the deaded seagull. And there was a luverly deaded crow in the woods yesterday but becos Mum was attached to me I couldn't even lick it :(.

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    I found a deaded bunny once and picked it up.

    Mummy screamed so much I thought she was dying so I dropped it and checked she was ok and she pulled me away :(

    Stanley
     
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    Fred and I found a big dead rat and we were only smelling it, but mum got cross and shouted leave it. Goodie two shoes Fred went straight to mum so I thought I better too, just in case he got a treat.............Annie
     
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    There was wolfs at my daycare! Yes! Wolfs! one of them came up to me and wanted to play but I made myself allsmall with my tummy very near the floor and I said No Mr Wolf, thankyouverymuch but I don't want to play with you today thankyouverymuch Mr Wolf. One of the nice men who looks after us at daycare saw my tummy was very near the floor and he put me back in with the puppies. I haven't been in with the puppies for ages, I'm a big dog now, nearly a whole year old but at least there was no wolfs in with the puppies. When Mother came to get me the nice man told her I was frightened of the wolfs but he didn't say wolfs he said huskees and malymoots. Humf! I am not stoopid. I know a wolf when I see one.
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    Mum went a bit screamy when I found the seagull, but I still managed to eat a lot before anyone could catch me - tasty too :p

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    :chuckle:
     
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    Aww, Joy, glad you went were put somewhere nice...I bet the puppies are fun. But Joy, My friend Storm is definitely not a Wolf, he is all dog - he's a Husky-who-looks-like-a-wolf. And my friend Alaska, she is a very beautiful Husky. She humps me which makes me go silly & laugh, I love her. Give them wolves a chance - they might be really friendly.

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    Today has been RUBBISH! Mummy and daddy have been busy doing "jobs". Well jobs don't involve Stanley and I've been sat giving them the sad eyes to show them I do not approve.

    Mummy has just sat down and I've sat on her to stop her doing any more.

    She says she promises will be better. I hope so :(

    Stanley
     
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    Aww Stanley. I've been helping my Galoots do jobs too, in the garden. It's been right good fun. I've done Getting-In-The-Way. I've done Drop-A-Ball-In-The-Prunings-Bucket. I've done Stand-And-Bark-Until-Someone-Throws-Something. And I've done Just-Laze-On-The-Muddy-Lawn-And-Look-Handsome. Oh and I did Bark-At-The Man-Next-Door because he was sawing wood. I'm pooped now.

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    My voice gas changed I sound husky it's dead sexy, obviously it me.
    Moo the sultry voices siren
     
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    Mum wouldn't let me go say hi to the sheeps. They were really close and I wanted to say hi and maybe try and get them to play but Mum said I mustn't because I'd scare them and the farmer man would be cross because he wouldn't know I was just playing and also it's not fair to scare them. I don't know why they'd be scared of me, I love them so much and I'm sure they'd love me too.

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    Mummy had a day off today for Eat-ster.
    I waz hoping to go the the beachie.
    She went to work!! On her day off!! And I waz stuk with dad in the houze coz it was rayning and cold.
    Hmmmfffff!!!!
    Been cheated I think :(
    Lilly x
     
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    Yes Coco, the man told Mother that the wolf that he called a Huskee just wanted to play. Mother says wolfs are nice.She also said I should have said what's the time Mr Wolf? Then she larft. Don't know why that's supposed to be funny. Perhaps if I met a Wolf and Mother was there I might not be scared and she could ask it what the time was if that's what you're supposed to do. I think you must be bigger and braver than me.
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    I went for a long walk with my mum to my favrite place - the WOODS. We don’t stay on the path, we go up muddy paths. I looked after mum to make sure she didn’t fall over. She said I was a BEAUTIFUL girl :inlove:. Mum said she’s home until Tuesday.......I was sooooo happy coz I get extra special walks when mums home and I get to do lots of training which I LOVE :doug:
     
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    I can count. Dad thinks I'm clever.

    After our walk this morning dad gave me one treat for fetching his slippers and he usually gives me two. I stared at him until he gave me the second treat then flounced off back to my basket to let him know I disapproved.
     
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    I feel a bit weird but my legs don't hurt so much and I'm hungry really hungry. I ate the horrid squishy stuff too and had some more for supper. I ran up the garden and been jumping on the chairs. I don't feel sleepy just a bit starry. I want to do stuff but I don't know what. I want to sit in all the beds maybe I will have a nap. Ging says Ive Moo sized roid range and giggles.
    Moo but call me new Cheshire dreamer
     
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    Moo, you're quite barmy :inlove:

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    I you're going to go Coco you go hard. You should try some it's freaky
    Moo keeping ging up
    All night ...... Probably;)
     
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    Mum looks tired she said couldn't she have a sleep in just once seeing its EEster? But I just have to cry to get up cos Im lonely in my bed an for goodness sake IT IS BREKFAST TIME.

    I just found her favourite pair of glasses and ran around the house and she did the scatter thing so I dropped them. She tricks me every time with that one. Anyway she shouldn leave them on the couch.

    The hot was back again yesterday but Dad sed a sutherly came in the night and now its cool. I didn see the sutherly so I couldn play with it.
     
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    If I want a treat i just snatch one of dads slippers and run off. If he gives me a treat I'll give it back, otherwise i get it all slobbery.
     

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