Daddy Hooman is cross with me. When we got home from our long walk, I sat ever so nice next to Sky whilst Daddy Hooman took his boots off.....BUT then a cat flashed by and I had to chase it. Next thing Mumsie is coming out and calling me - I can see she has got food in her hands so I run to her. She puts my lead on and takes me home. Daddy Hooman was grumpy and said ‘I said stay’. Oh dear, I will have to look extra adorable for the rest of the day so he has playtime with me later. Red
Who knows what "stay" means anyway, Red? My trainer man tells people off for saying "stay". Cats just need chasin'. That's what I say anyway. Good on you Red. And you got a nice snackie from your mummy. Winner. - Coco
I had to have pillz today. I don't like pillz. I thought 'what would empress moo do' and decided to keep mum and dad bizy. Dad tried to slip them into my breakfast but i sorted them in my jowls and spat them out. Then mum tried to put one on her toast so i had the toast and spat out the pill. Dad tried to play catchy games with treats then threw a pill, but i spat it out. Then mum brought out the good stuff. She wrapped one pill in really yummy cheez so i swallowed it. The next one she wrapped in some ham, so i had the ham and spat out the pill. I managed to get another bit of cheez and two more bits of ham before i swallowed the second pill. I might have been able to get a few more treats but mum was getting quite grumpy and it was nearly walk time.
I was on a diat for 2 weeks (like, barely cause Dad doesn't listen to diat rules). I went to Dr. D and guess what...Idon't need any diats cause I am perfect and fit. Pass me the treats, humans! Quinn
I have pillz every day, Holly. I don't mind, they go on top of my breakfast which is super tasty and I gobble them straight up. I don't even taste them. Pillz packet means brekkie is coming. I like pillz packet. Willow
Well Coco - when we got back from our second walk, Daddy Hooman said ‘stay’ and I sat down and didn’t move while he took his boots off and put his camera down. I was sat down for ages and I could see Mumsie standing in the hall through the open door. He then said ‘Come Red’, so I shot in the house and they were both happy, saying ‘Good girl Red’. Mumsie then gave me a handful of treats - cor, back in his good books and I’ve just had a big play with him on the sitting room floor . Red
Today has been a BAD day. I splashed in a puddle so daddy washed me. THEN mummy brushed my teefs. I hate today. Stanley
Pig-daddy measured out my kibble for dinner and then he left it on a stool and forgotted about it and went to pick up pig mummy from the station. Well what would any self-respecting Pig do in this situashun? When he came back there was no kibble. He goes ‘um piggy where is your dinner?’ And I say UmmDunnoDaddy. And he says ‘I am sure I left it here somewhere’ and I say umDunnoDaddy and then I looked under the sofa for him to show willing. He was looking at me a bit strange so I told him I was too busy for any more questions and needed to lick my bottom for a while. Do you think I got away with it?
I got tricked. Mum gave me some yummyrunnybriecheese, so I swallowed it quickly. Trouble is, I don’t think it was just yummyrunnybriecheese. I think there was something else in it too cos Tuppence was shut out of the kitchen when I had it... Wispa - feeling suspishus
Way to go Speshul-Pig! Result. Yup, I think you've been had, Wispa. But well worth it for yummyrunnybriecheese I think.. - Coco
OMD I have been playing the best game ever. Mummy puts a toy down and asks me to get it for her so I run and bounce and bring it back and give it to her and get yummy treats and then we play tuggy! I get treats and tuggy for playing the best game ever! Mummy keeps calling me a clever gundog... Is anyone else a clever gundog?
Stanley, I think that maybe our hoomans are related to each other, they sound like they are just the same. Do you know what your hoomans pedigree is?
I’m an Abysmal gundog, I think that is better but you might get there if you practice. Love, the Pig x
