Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Emily

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    It's cold here today! I went to dog club and mum did that recally thing where she makes me sit and then walks away from me and then calls me to run up and sit in front of her. Well today I just got so excited that I couldn’t wait for her to call me so I ran ran ran ran round and round and round weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! But then I looked up and mum was walking away so I went and caught up with her and sat by her side. I still got treats so she mustn't be too mad :oops:
     
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  2. Shamas' mom

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    Outside is horrible today...slippery on the ground and cold. Didn't want to go out even in the yard. Dad took us to Petsmart, so we can walk inside...I LOVE Petsmart, there are always friends there..and friendly people who dont scare me and give me smelly stuff that tastes good because I'm a good boy.

    There was a girl dog who wanted to say hi, but then she growled, so mum told me I was a good boy and took me away. And a little funny looking pup. He was good to start but then I didnt see him....but I felt him jump on me and it scared me, so I told him off with my teeth....mum was upset, but not at me. I had to sit down, but the Petsmart people came with their smelly things, and they asked if I was OK. Mum talked with the other dog-man, then came and petted me lots and got me one of those loud sqeaky toys that she always complains about.

    I got to carry it around Chapters and the girl kept getting told not to squeak it for me cause I was pulling mum. Silly mum, she keeps saying all of my toys are too loud, then she gives me more loud toys :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Candy

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    Tee hee! I was cleverer than Mother yesterday, must be becos I am nearly 1 whole year old. Mother let me do swimmy fetch in the afternoon becos it was so warm she didn't need a coat and she said I could dry off in the sun before we went home for my tea. I LOVELOVELOVE swimmy fetch and I am a nexpert at it so I didn't like it when Mother said it was time to stop and run around in the sun. I did some running fetch though which was fun and some Find It! which makes my tail wag a lot. Then I took my ball back to the river and asked for more swimmy fetch with my best eyes. Mother said Nono Joy you're neely dry now. SO---- I took my ball to my big muddy puddle and dropped it in. Did a wee in the muddy puddle. Did a roll in the muddy puddle. Tee hee hee! Gess what clever girl got another swim! Mother made her HUMPH noise and said You're so sharp you'll cut yourself.But I know reely that I am silky and soft not sharp just not stoopid. Tee hee!
    Joy.x.
     
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    That's really smart Joy. You're a canny girl, you are.

    I did a poo this morning, at the station. Dad shouted to mum "come on, bring a bag". Mum looked and didn't have one. "haven't you got one?" she shouted back "you're the one actually walking him" - he didn't have one either. I was mortified! They were blaming each other. Mum then produced a very old, very small, very thin sandwich bag from the bottom of her pocket and tried to pick up my especially ginormous poo. Of course, the bag was split and too small and, rather predictably, she got poo on her hand - I was in stitches. She hid the bag behind the shed and said "Don't let me forget that's there next time we come". They both stuffed their pockets with poo bags when we got home.

    AND I saw 2 phessies fighting in the field opposite the station. Flappy flappy kicky flappy - silly things.

    - Coco
     
  5. SteffiS

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    We went on the coasty path and I got an ice cream :) , but it only lasted a second :(. Everybody else must have had much bigga ice creams than me as theirs lasted aaaages, and they wouldn't share :mad:. I want a reeeallly big ice cream next time Mum :nod: .

    Ripple
     
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    - Oh Coco, that's making Mother laugh loads!
     
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    It is raining and very windy. I am loving this weather...
    Vanilla
     
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  8. Maxx's Mum

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    Mum took my Kylie 'roo away. I chewed and chewed and white stuffing started coming out of her tail and nose. Bye bye Kylie. Just waiting for the replacement....waiting....still waiting....
     
  9. leejane

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    I was a tiny bit norty. I stole a cooked chicken leg out of a dish when mum got distracted by a big bumble bee in the kitchen.she pushed her chicken to the back of the counter but forgot about the bony bit. Yum. Thank you mr bumble bee. Mum was going leaveitleaveitleaveit I'll give you sossigesossigesossige. No thanks mum. I'll keep the chicken leg. Now she's scrubbing cat sick off the carpet. She definitely really loves us animals today, I can tell by her face. :mad::confused::eek:o_O:(:mad:
     
  10. Shamas' mom

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    Mum went out today and left me with dad, but I didn't have to stay in the room because he was home. Dad doesn't feel good and went to bed again...so I stole all the cat treats. mum just got a BIG jar of them, but I got them and took the lid off and et them:p

    I like cats treats better than dogs treats
     
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    I went to jillity tonight and the lady said I sir passed all spectations - that's good rite :)?
    Mum said her spectations were probably really low :confused:.
     
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  12. leejane

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    Aww Ripple sounds like you did good. I think I might like jility, cept I don't think I could get through a tunnel or step on wobbly things. And mom says I weave like a tanker turning. And I can't jump over stuff. But 'part from that, I think I'd be really good.
     
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    Just think beautiful ocean going liner Monty, they sure take their time turning but look gorgeous while doing it
    Moo :inlove:
     
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    Aww Moo, :$ I do try. Let's sail away together. :*
     
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    Oops sorry Mabel I still love you too :hi::heart:
     
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    STILL WAITING...!
     
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  17. leejane

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    Maxx, little mate. If they don't keep the stuffies coming, you have to get a bit resourceful. Cushions for a start, anything plastic followed by shoes. Then bring out the big guns: remote controls, chair legs and the corners of furniture. If all else fails, go for the phone. They move sooooo quick if you steal their phone.

    Then watch the stuffies roll in....
     
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    Hmmm Monty, I think you might be onta something. But they hide their stuff....but sometimes forget and whooshka....it's in my gob and off I go! I did get Mum's phone once but the bark she let out scared me so I dropped it. Drats, it felt soooo good in my mouth. Sometimes they leave the shoe cupboard open just that tiny bit and I get my nose in there and WOW...it's like Christmas again. I 'specially love Dad's big boots 'cos they smell good. Now chair legs - that's a great idea. They got a new table in the new room and the legs do look just wide enough to get a good grip....tee hee...off I go. THANKS!!!
     
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  19. Shamas' mom

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    Mum's cleaning an she moved the weird shelf thing she calls cat tower. Then she gave us all treats and fed the cats in the room exccept Matt. She put his on the tower. I et all mine and tried to eat his too but it's too HIGH! No FAIR mom! Matt's eating right in front of me and I can't even steal it

    sadness
     
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    Well....finally Mum brings me a new toy an it's amazing! It rolls around like my Kong wobbbler only no kibble comes out. It makes the BEST noise! But but but apparently it's for supervised play only cos it's not a proper dog toy an I'm not 'lowed to chew it. Pfffft. Anywaze me an Dad had lots of fun in the lounge...it rolled everywhere an I chased it and Dad chucked it in the air an we collided an he tackled me while Mum cleaned up and kept laughing a lot. Twas a good night
     
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