We’re going to the BEACH today. Oh I LOVE LOVE LOVE the beach! I hope we get fishy and chippies and I get icecreeeeam! Stanley
Darn! Wee waz at the beachie today. No ice screamed It my burfday on chewsday. Have I been cheeted ? You fink I shud rebell? Lilly x
We went to the beach too - but dogs not allowed so we just had lunch. I did get a Queenie though Well actually I got 2 Queenies - one from mum and one from dad, AND I got to lick the juice from the pots afterwards No ice cream - it was a bit too chilly, mum said. EH? - Coco
I didnt go the beech but I did go to smondsyat with mum and dad today. We had a great walk by the river and i went in twice for a splash. Mum was worried that id get swept away, but i never go into fast water. There was LOTS of muddy wallows and I tried as many as i could. afterwards we had coffee at the log cabin and dad shared his flapjack with me.
I gots fish and chips and iceeeeecream! Mummy says I’m a spoilt boy. I think I’m just living the life I should! Stanley
What’s going on? Mumsie hasn’t given me my breakfarst and I am starvin. I am sitting staring hard at her ‘cos I don’t understand. I think Sky had hers - they shut the door so I couldn’t see. Her bowl and the water bowl have now gone. Mumsie said ‘this is going to be a hard two hours’ and she keeps saying silly things to me, like ‘sorry Red but you are having an hoperation so no breakfarst’. What the ..... is going on? Not happy Red
Uh oh Red, I had the exact same treatment last week. I reckon you're off to the alien butt-probin' vet. You should HIDE NOW!
Yes, HIDE! That’s the worst thing ever, Red! It’s very suspishus! I hope you get lots of yummy treats later! Tuppy
Red, you must be starving! Your people will feel very guilty and you will get lots of fuss later. I promise. - Coco
It is I! Señorita Conchita! Except, I don't think that's my name anymore. The humans keep using different noises at me to see what I think. I think, it matters not if you continue to feed me treats molt deliciosos! I am back in my homeland, just as Dog intended, with my foster-mama-now-just-mama. This makes me happy. I purr when I'm happy. Foster-mama-now-just-mama thinks it's funny. I think it matters not, for I am happy! I hope all my friends here are also happy enough to purr.
Ah Conchita-or-whatever-name-you-settle-on, it is delightful to have you back home where you belong. You are so exotic I look forward to hearing more of your sexy accent. - Coco
Huh Conchita-soon-to-be-another-name, dunno about purring but Mum and Dad say I snort like a pig when I'm sniffin' an when I'm doing my 'welcome home' happy dance and worming around the legs of whoever just came home. Is that the same?
There’s nothing wrong with snorting like a pig, young Maxx-with-two-kisses. It is to be encouraged. Love, the Pig x
I'm a pig-dog, too, Maxx! Mum's always calling me that. She says I'm a cross between a pig, a dog, and a hippo. A hippigog? Doppopig? Pogippo? Squidge
