Shhhhhh Maxx don’t mention the munty-monsters or evil twin Indie Pindie will hear...and then all hell breaks loose and pig-mummy cries...
I was sick this morning and mummy heard so she came down and said “thanks Stanley, great start to the bank holiday” Well it’s not MY fault! It’s HER fault! I was sososososo hungry I was sick. If she’d given me my breakfast earlier I wouldn’t have been sick. I ventully got my breakfast and mummy gave me a kiss but I didn’t accept it. Now I’m sat on the other couch from her letting her know that I don’t like her very much! Stanley
I do like grandad Paul though. Oh I do I do. He takes me for dead good walks and we play ball and he’s fun! Stanley
Hey ! Guys! I've bin to Jilly T's at last ! I've bin there! I like her place , it's fun, I didn't do jumpin cos we have to start from Scratch, I dunno wot that is but who cares. I liked it. I had to consentirate on getting my sardine pyramid pan treat Pongo @Rosie I went throoooo the long tunnel, again and again. It was great cos the old girl had to kneel down so I got my nose in the treet bag pretty darn quick. I did weaving and leftanright - slightly boring but the table wos fun. Carbon @Emily_BabbelHund there's a handsome Rottie called Oskah, he's imma ture cos he's yungger tham me but still I could luv him. he was very funnie he went through the tunnel and he's so big it got caught on his harness and it sort of rucked up and you could see his bottom sticking out . then they took his harness of an he went in the tunnel for a ly down in the shade. everyone waz larfin. Cassie
Ripple @SteffiS I meant to say, could your Mum put you on the train and we could pick you up then go to Jilly T's and have fun? Or if your Dad is cumin to whales then he could drop you off for sleepover ? Luv Cass
I'd like to come Holly but then I'd miss my amizone burfdays. Mum goes on a train lots, I've never been on a train but I like to have fun - I'll ask Mum . Ripple
I've been to see nanny & granddad Pensby, and I did get lots of duck to eat. Granddad slips me loads. All the really fatty bits that I'm not allowed - I got them all. And proper meaty bits. I sailed the seas to get there. I'm not keen on sailing, but it's better than it was. I used to have to sit in a cage, it was not nice. Now I am Trusted. I am allowed to stay on the back seat. I like that. Trusted! Me! - Coco
Coco, nanny and Grandad are the best aren't they!? My nanny and Grandad always have special food for me, like what mum makes me do tricks for, but they just give it to me for dinner!
We've got these weird birds called cookerburras an they are so LOUD. They sound like they are laughing and laughing and I want to know why. Me and Mum and Dad sat on the balcony the other mornin' and it was still dark (they were muttering about mean doggies who WAKE UP EARLY heh heh) and the dratted cookerburras started up right in the big gum tree in front of the house. Why do they laugh? And why are they so loud?
Dad says Whales has fallen through I don't know what fallen through means but I hope everybody in Whales is ok . Ripple
My mum and dad have bin home for 3 whole days now and it’s been great. We’ve had lots of good walks, lots of playing in my pools and lots and lots of frozen bones at home and we went to my hooman nanny and Poppy’s house and my Hooman Poppy brought me a WHOLE STEAKE.......just for me.......I love him sooooooo much (I don’t think mum does though, she told him off).
Ripple I live in NerelyWhales I'havent seen anything fall throoo from here. My Hooman Bruvver is in Whales in like a Big Daycare sort of place where they stop over. I fink he is ok, I will keep a Nose out and keep you posted, Cassie.
Ripple I live in NerelyWhales I'havent seen anything fall throoo from here. My Hooman Bruvver is in Whales in like a Big Daycare sort of place where they stop over. I fink he is ok, I will keep a Nose out and keep you posted, Cassie.
I remembered how to steal things off the table this weekend. It was a good weekend. I stoled two cwasonts and had one panochocolot in my throat but mum ran in and fished it out I was in a bit of a hurry though so I swallowed the cwasonts whole. Pig mummy cried for ages. I didn’t know she would get so upset by cwasonts but pig daddy said it was ‘oar moans. It certainly sounded moany. I’m going to steal more stuff off the table, I can’t believe I had forgotten how to do it.
I got Mum a bewdy. They normally sleep downstairs but she was sleepin' upstairs cos she has a cold. They forgot to close the door of my pen and I sneaked out real early and tippy tapped into the spare bedroom and jumped up! Now now Mum, language! I'm not allowed downstairs on my own 'cos it's slippery and steep. Dad is supposed to put car-pet on the stairs to make it safer for me but has he done it? No. Obviously my safety is not as important and their BIG GREAT SECRET. Yep, I was under the table and the didn' know it when they booked their lovely little holiday to Van-oo-ah-too in September. WITHOUT ME. I simply cant believe it. They are sending me to some farm place a couple of hours away and I reckon it's in the Yoo-Kay. So they are sending me to that scary place where they have wild bores and munty-things. I'm going to run away
