It was cuddle on the sofa and watch films last night. It was such a long film I had to have a nap. ging went to bed eventually she never sleeps
My services have been called upon again. The Big Mouse is back. It has lots of tunnels. It appears often and I must catch it. But apparently I'm "not a terryer" I'm "a big oaf" so if I miss it doesn't matter that much. The man, Neville, has been and put poisun in a little plastic house thing behind the shed. I can't reach it but Joey feasts on it. Neville is also The Dog Warden, I learned. I haven't met him yet, but I guess it's best to get on Neville's good side. I will befriend him when he comes back next week. I will lick him and jump on him I think. I wonder why Dog Warden and Pest Contoller are the same man? - Coco
I’ve been sick so mummy is sleeping on the couch with me tonight. I like sleepovers with mummy, we have cuddles Stanley
We walked up to the town today and there were tents with lots of yummy smells in them. Mum said it was a foodfairbutnotfordogs, but then she had some porkandvegonaplate and Wispa and I had to be held very tightly so we didn’t eat it and I nearly jumped up to lick the edge of the plate but then I sat like a good girl Tuppy. Evenchelly Mum said she couldn’t eat any more and guess what she sprinkled the pork on the grass for Wispa and me so we snuffled around and gobbled it up and everyone laughed. I like foodfairs. Tuppy
Tuppy, you forgot to mention that you tried to grab a little girl’s ice cream and she dropped it. Her daddy picked it up again, though. I don’t think he noticed it was your fault. Just reminding you. Wispa
I like the bootchars too, it is right next door to my favourite pet store. Well daddy got some beeefff ribs last week. He put them into this big black thing, something called a slow cooker. Well you can say that again. It took all day to cook, the smells throughout the day absolutly torture... but I finally got some, it tasted so gooooddd it even had some cheezzeee on top....yumyumyum
Mum went shopping at some place called Aldi and found a 2-dollar shop nearby. She said it had a whole wall full of dog toys! She brought home a cow I called Bessie and she squeaked! I had so much fun until white stuff started coming out (just like Kylie1 and Kylie2) and then Mum took her away ...but then she had hidden another toy an it was a ball with ropes and it's lots of fun too! Dad wanted to know why, if they came from the 2-dollar shop, they didn't cost 2 dollars. Good question but Mum just gave him 'The Look'. Tee hee
Maxx are all your toys at the hospital? That is what my hoomans tell me once the white stuff starts to come out, they say 'Looks like it is a trip to the sowing hospital'. They never come back though....anyone knows where this place is. Apperantly is is very busy place.
Yes, they tell me too that they are at the hospital Vanilla. Kylie1 came back from hospital a few times but Mum is not very good at sewing and I was able to unpick the sutures in about 10 nano-seconds. Now I think they just say they're goin' to hospital but really they....they...I can't say it....CHUCK 'EM OUT . It's MURDER is what it is
Well that is what is supposed to happen to mine too, but all they do is put them in boxes. I can smell them and I look at the boxes. I think I need to have a serious word with them and get all my toys to be discharged again. Maybe we need to call a specialist in to do all the stitches properly
Mum gave up with sewing when me n Willow killed our toys. She decided it was easier to let us have fun fun fun ripping all the guts out (as long as we didn’t eat it, she was very clear on that) and then she would let us keep playing with (asks Mum for spelling) “the eviscerated carcass” We still have some visserated carkasses laying around from those days. We don’t visserate any more tho. We’re too sensible and have to set an example to the hippo. She’s never visserated. She doesn’t know what she’s missing! Shadow
Maybe I could do that aswell....only problem is I like the stuffing and it likes me ...apperantly I have a sheepish face when I swallow a part of a toy...have not done it for ages though...
I like my toys so much I eat them. Ging doesn't like it so I don't so much now. We have fluffies which are harelooms which all the dogs in the house have sucked and chewed (fluffy bunny) and ones that get destroyed like elephant rip. I like cushions best though I destroy them regular lucky Ging is not house proud. I'm not allowed to touch the velvet ones though ever,. No no no not velvet.
I am currently operatin’ on Bobbly Pig, he needs his ear and his leg amputated. Another of my patients is Wubba Hippo, his face is falling off so I am helping it. Pig mummy doesn’t let me look after my patients very often but when she does I have to work quickly. It’s a busy life being Doctor Pig.
Oh yes and Squeaky Frog doesn’t have anything wrong with him yet but he has told me he is feeling unwell so I better see if his face needs falling-off too. No rest for a caring Pig like me.
Is a human allowed a word here? I have to say, all you dogs have a tremendous sense of humour and make me laugh (or should it be larf)
I found a REAL bunny this morning - its middle was missing - I thought of you all. Meany mum wouldn't let me keep it. She threw it into middle of the prickles. I shall have to double up my efforts to catch the Big Mouse - which is now 2 Big Mouses. - Coco
