So I've been looking for a place to buy a crate that will actually fit Paul AND my car for the drive to the UK and stumbled (as you do) on reviews for a local pet store. This one was too good not to share (and Labrador related of course). (Translated by Google) I called this morning to ask price to peel my farmer and they told me: 'Here we do not peel peasants'.We go brave hairdressing (Original) He llamado esta mañana para preguntar precio para pelar a mi labrador y me han dicho:'Aqui no pelamos labradores'.Vamos valiente peluquería. So let me offer the actual translation (or at least closer than Google )... "I called this morning to ask the price to shear my Labrador and they told me, "We don't shear Labradors." Come on! What a brave groomer." The store then answers... (Translated by Google) Hello, the Labrador is a breed of short hair, which you should never pass the machine, to avoid future skin problems, it is flattened, bathes and dries, there is no other type of hairdressing, but you want problems future and for us, the health of the pet comes first. A greeting. (Original) Hola, el Labrador es una raza de pelo corto, a la que no se le debe pasar la maquina jamás, para evitar futuros problemas de piel, se le deslana ,se baña y se seca, no existe otro tipo de peluquería, sino quieres problemas futuros y para nosotros, la salud de la mascota es lo primero. Un saludo. I love the idea that you have to 'flatten' your Labrador before bathing. But on a more serious note, I'm very glad they refused to shave a Labrador and explained why!