Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Nick19

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    I went to Puppy Play Skool this afternoon - oh what fun!

    Hooge place wif tunnels, balls, more balls and all the hoomans had treats! I made some new friends - Luna a Pug with a squashed nose, a Cockerpoo who looked like a mop and several Spanners!

    And my pièce de résistance, I peed in amongst all the balls and Dad has to clean them all!

    Mum is saying we’re having BBQ later, is that better than kibble?

    Pepper
     
  2. Aitch

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    Oh little Pepper you has so much to learn. BBQ is a magical wonderland of fooooood! There is lots of meaty goodness to be had. You will lurve it!
    Don't go near the hot thing tho lil one.

    Amber.
     
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    I pooped out some pink rubbery stuff today. Ging asked me what the hell is this Rory? How would I know ging I don't even remember eating it. I find the monkies obsession with poop odd they don't even taste it just play in it weird. We had such a nice walk though my ging makes me smile
     
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    I am busy cuggling Mummy right now cos she has been cleaning like a mad fing and she did a bit too much . All cos her sister is coming , she who doesn't like dogs and likes her house all tidy and sparkling, not like ours ! I am back in Mummys good books after the dead sheep incident , although Mummy says she isn't kissing me yet xxxx
     
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    Nelly, Muvver says yu shud sit on her nee to make sure she cant get up and do any more.
    Parently that is an or-der.
    Lilly x
     
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    Its alwite Lilly , Mummy has her pyjamas on now , a cup of tea and a hooj piece of cake, to share with me I fink ! Nelly xx
     
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    Amber, you were right, the BBQ smelled so gooooood, and I tried soosige and burger - I didn’t have much but it was very tasty, much better than kibble! Why don’t hoomans cook this way every day!
     
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    Nelly, my mummy gets very tired too so I wait until she sits down and then I sleep on her feet so she can't move. Try that, it might work for your poor mummy too. They need to rest so they can look after us proply.

    Amber.
     
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    Pepper, hoomans need a lot of training. I have never trained mine to bbq every day yet but you can train them to give you stuff all the time. Train them to say sit and they will give you rewards for that and lots of other things. Also, lil Pepper, start using a sad face when they are eating or a cute one when they have treats around them somewhere. Works every time.
     
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    Amber - Thank you, I can do sad face very well, will start training them to say sit and see what rewards I get.
     
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    We had BBQ last night too! I got some chikkin and some sosage and it was sooo good. An then Mum left the dishwasher open so I got to lick all the dishes too!! Dad found me with my head deep inside and said 'leave it Maxx' but I was far too busy lickin'. Dad said I was naughty and my ears were painted on so then I had to go and sit on my mat like a good boy.

    Just home from a big walk with Dad...we saw big Spenser - he is a ginormous retriever and then we saw my best mate Spenser who is the same size as me and we played and played. Bit confusin' how they have the same name though...dunno why.
     
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    Today I went to a party for dogs, or something. It was booths and hundreds of humans giving out treats and lots and lots of dogs. I found the actual best.treat.ever and it is duck. I went into the duck booth and laid right on the duck man’s feet and wouldn’t leave with mum. The man gave some duck to mum to try and get me to leave but I wouldn’t. Duck i tell you. Better than bbq. Mum said it was too spensive, which she’s never said before.

    Quinn
     
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    Wow! if your mum is anything like MY mum then duck must be REALLY spensive

    I've never had duck before either...had just about every meat my people eat though.
     
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    Maxx, Maxx, you need to put this link on your Dad's pootah. Mum was looking at it the other day and I sawd it and thought thass BRILLYUNT! I need to convince her she needs to do this course so she can learn how to let me in the washdisher like the doggy in the video.

    https://fenzidogsportsacademy.com/i...ons/17961-fe545-may-the-reinforce-be-with-you

    Squidge
     
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    Ooh, we have duck sometimes. Duck is yommers. Sometimes it's dried duck filits and other times it's real bits of raw duck from the trimmins. I love raw duck from the trimmins best, but dried duck filits is pretty good too.

    Shadow
     
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    I have duck all the time I am ruined apparently, it doesn't bother me :rolleyes: I deserve being ruined
     
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    Oi! I have never tried duck. My turn, my turn! I barked 'where's my duck' at mum and she said the same as your Mum Quinn...'it's 'spensive'. Hmph.

    Mum's Dad is here tonight and I'm back behind bars 'cos he is 92 human years young and apparently my enthusiasm might mean a tooth near his skin and it will 'tear'. Not happy. I barked when he arrived cos he has been away for a couple of months and I waz only a little tyke last time he came and I didn' 'member him...but now I do. Mum said he has been very sick but is better now so everyone is happy. I gave him a big tail wag just now :doug:
     
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    Duck.....the best :inlove:

    I have done something bad today. I couldn't stop myself and I don't even know what it was. Mum n me were walking down our road after a nice walk, and I suddenly had the urge to chase "something" up somone's path. Could have been a cat, a butterfly, a shadow, a statue - I don't know. But I just went for it with all my might. Mum swore whilst being dragged up the path and through the bushes into next door. She swore bad and the house window was open. She's Norty. I think I did hurt her a bit in the arms and the fingers and I'm so, so sorry now. I really am. :(

    - Coco
     
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    Oh dear Coco perhaps it wasn’t you, maybe it was evil twin Loco Coco? I hope your mummy’s hands are ok. These evil twins are quite Norty sometimes.
     
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    Oh Coco my hooman has bin norty this morning -- there was deer in the wood, lotsa lotsa deer I could smell them just here and then just over there! But she made me go to her I didn't want but I did, not very quickly, but I did. Then I had to walk along a log ! I ask you, when there's deer to chase! And it gets worse, I had to practice off lead heel -- but I could smell those special find it treats my friend up the road leaves for me in the bushes :poop:, parrently it's not ok, I must only play find it with her:hmm: She swore too she did, right there, out in the open.

    But she's ok now, I made her larf when we got home, it's not difficult cos she loves me sooooo much :inlove: hope your hooman is ok after you shared your fun with her
     
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