I doesn’t think I was dreaming because this morning my ear still smelt of fish and I found an old eggshell on the floor behind the bin! This was almost as good as the time when Pig-mummy’s kibble delivery bag exploded on my head but that time she grabbed me too quick and I didn’t get any at all P.s. nobody hardly ever calls me a girl Coco. I love you and your stripey legs.
Today was ace ! Mummy has been poolie , and a bit tired but today , we went for a long walk, just me and Mummy ,we walked for a whole hour and that's a lot wen your legs are little you know ! Mummy was tired when we got home , so I fort I`d help our wiv some weeding behind the fish pond . Sometimes , they just don't appreciate me , Nelly xx
Crikey it was cold this mornin' on our walk! My ears were numb. But we came across a group of hoomans doing something called 'boot camp' and I went and said hello. Then I saw Spensers Dad was there! Dad calls him a hooman mountain and thinks he must have played Rugby for Wales (he talks in a funny accent). So I launched at him and licked him on the face.....oooh he was all salty. Then all the girls stopped doin' their jumping around and came and gave me pats and cuddles and said I was coot. What's coot?
An an an then we went to the Dog Park this arvo! There were SO MANY DOGS!! I've never seen so many and we had the bestest bestest time. Me and Roscoe were running and Roscoe's Mum didn't get out of the way and we zoomied straight into her legs and she fell down. She hurt her hand. Mum said she was morty-fried. Dad said at least half of the culprit pair was her own dog. Mum had to have a whine when she got home. Oops
Maxx, I know just how you feel. It is so hard to remember when the zoomies come on. And the worst is when they move just as you're making that clever last minute swerve move (you know the one). My hoomans have to tell all their friends "if Pongo comes running at you fast STAND STILL" but sometimes they seem to find that hard to do, I don't know why.
Mum has a draft scluder snake for the winter, its all put away for the sumer. But yesterday I found it! I made a fue alterashuns to it - mum's not happy Ripple
Daddy was doing something really wierd to the garden today. He was digging and then had this machine. When I came out to inspect, my lawn had gone . Nothing was left, where was I supposed to go to toilet? Well I was desperate so had to just go on the soil.... well my look of disgust. Then this evening my lawn was back, but it was not mine It smelled all funny and was really nice... Anyone ever had this happen to them? PS: Ripple I made alterashuns to ours that we have. We now dont have one anymore, daddy needs to get a new one for winter.
When the people have a whine it's different to us whining. If they whine too much they go silly, whereas if we whine too much we get told to shut up. - Coco
Oh my mum has a draft scluder, it looks like a long sossij dog! Anyhow, when I get a bit excited (before we go to school) I get the zoomies and I grab the sossij dog scluder and toss it in the air, and I get shouted at, "COCO LEAVE!" but my ears don't really hear it when I'm zooming. So anyway, I pulled it's ear off. So funny. - Coco
I got a lovely new harness! it has a front clip and a back clip and it's RED Everyone says I look SOOO handsome in red
Mummy and daddy are arguing about who is taking me for a walk the cheek of it they should both want to spend time with me. I think daddy’s going to get to take me. Mummy’s still in her jammies and is on her 3rd packet of crisps. She’s watching that Netflix thing where the humans don’t play with you I’m going to splash in all the puddles! Stanley
Pig mummy says she wishes she had stayed in her jammies instead of taking me for a walk. Apparently I was Norty. Some calf poo was involved, also some rabbits. Then we got home and apparently I was Norty again. This time a baby bird was involved and also my mug to measure my kibble. I’m not sure what happened but now the mug is smashed and I got put in the bath and I am not allowed outside and pig-mummy has gone to bed. I had a good morning apart from the bath.
Mummy said she’s having a day off! She’s now found an Easter egg she had hidden when she was on a di-et! She’s eating more than me today Daddy took me for a walks, it was very wet. So now he’s put his jammies on too and they’re both watching a thing about crime on Netflix and talking about takeaways. Please be kebab and Parmo please please please! Cuddles it is then! Stanley
Piggly-Pig, I thought I was Norty this morning...thanks to you, it turns out I wasn't. I saw a rabbit & I pulled so hard mum let go of the lead so I chased it, of course I chased it. It did escape under a gate and them mum catched me up and picked up the lead again. That is saintly compared to Norty Pig though. Saintly. We had cheese-on-toast for dinner. Cheese is so goon - Coco
I ate a football on my walk today so I will be pooping pink stuff for a few days. I love footballs.me and ging had a nice time but it was hot. I wallowed in a green puddle my mums green again he he he.
I've bin to training class today -- I woz norty Well twerent my fault, I've had a rubbish week I thort it would be nice to hurtle round the grass playin wiv Jack. And it woz And then I've had lovely lovely time --I've met Rourke @Stacia , yes I have . He is lovely, very kind and gentlemanly. he didn't get cross with me at all when I bounded into his face. And I did some proper swimming for the first time with him ever the Hoomans got very excited, and I did it again. But I might not do it again. I might not. That's me see, I will or I won't. An I tried to play with lovely Holly.@hollysdad I thought she would like to get in touch with her wild side. She didn't. So I had too Beeehave and Contain Myself. I don't like doin that. But I did have a lovely time.
