Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. HAH

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    Pig, Pig, I eat bark too and also chew logs and my favourite ones are rotten and they are very chewy and easy to eat and sometimes you get crunchy bits and my she-hooman squeaks an says "poorwoodlice!" and then says "Kipperleave!" an if I run and sit like a Good Boy I get to play kibblegrass! I had my own stack of logs to choose from and I was so proud when I found the perfick log but now Curly carried all the logs away in the yellow buckit-with-a-weel and it took 3 days so now I don have a stack of logs. You need to jump to get the strawberries but maybe becoz you're a smol Pig it might be more tricky. You are thortful to share your Pig-stinks with your pig mummy. You are a Kind Pig.

    * Kipper *
     
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    I have lots of mini stwawbewwyz in ma fwunt garden. Nom Nom.
    Mummy iz pullin them out - she sayz they are weeeedz!!!
    Lilly x
     
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    I'm.
    Too.
    Hot.

    Pongo
     
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    Ging is rubbish when it's hot she just sleeps she's no fun so I lick her and it makes her squeal
     
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    My mum is rubbish in the heat too. She's sitting in front of a big fan while I am playing and running around. She should be running around too.
     
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    My mummy drank too much gin in the sun and now resembles a tomato :facepalm:

    Stanley
     
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    You sound like you are coming on nicely, young Kipper. Although I am not sure about this running and sitting like a Good Boy. I am a Good Boy sometimes even though I am a girl but much more fun to be a Bad Pig :D although you have to be good sometimes just to make sure they are unprepared for the norties when they happen. I may be a Smol Pig but I am also a Sneaky and Weasely Pig, so I don’t need to jump over fences to get strawberries. I sneak round the side of the berry bed and then I weasel my pig snout under the bird-proof fence and then I wurgle my head through the small hole in the pig-proof fence and nomnomnom. My brains get squashed a bit but that’s ok because I have lots :nod:
     
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    But are her eyebrows ok Stanley? Don't laugh at lobster lady .
    Rory
     
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    Yes she’s finally had them done and no longer resembles the thing that comes out of the bin on seseme street!

    Daddy is laughing at her, she’s now banned to the shade :D

    Stanley
     
  10. HAH

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    But I LOVE kibblegrass its the best game in the world ever. Part from fatpigin chasing which is eversomuchfun but they jump high an stay there even befor I can get to them. I haf a lotov cleverness to learn from you WeaselPig, I don' efen NO how to wurgle yet. It sounds tasty tho, nomnomnomnom
     
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    I was sick cuz I ate kelp. Mum wasn't happy. I like munchin' on kelp. I ate more kelp this morning. Mum swore dead bad :eek: Me 'n' mum are playing "the waiting game" she says - it's not much fun...we don't do anything.


    - Coco
     
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    Not nice, but I just had to get it all out...

    Yes got loads of pressie, just dont know which one to play with the most...so I play with them all.

    I have been on loads of walks and plays last few days. Daddy has said he has to go back into office tomorrow, before he gets into trouble.

    I get strawberries too but they are cut for me as I don't eat them whole, too much of a princess I am
     
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    Quite so, Vanilla. You deserve nothing less my lovely.

    - Coco
     
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    I'm on chickin an rice cos I got runny poos. I sicked up again this morning so if i'm not better tomorrow goin' to the bum man alien butt probing vet :eek:
     
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    I hope you are soon better and don't have to see the bum man...................Fred
     
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    Mummy has given me free run of the whoooleeee house so I can find somewhere cool to lie while they’re not home.

    Obviously it is the couch :D

    Stanley
     
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    What about the bed..........Annie
     
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    I vote for the dishwasher :D
     
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    Daddy isn’t in to lie on :shake:
     
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    Me too, Vanilla. I eat strawberries cut into quarters and from a fork. It’s the best way.

    Quinn
     
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