Just a bit on nonsense

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  1. kateincornwall

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    On duty and bored , so I wrote this little ditty :)

    Twas the night before Christmas
    He peeped round the door
    Then stealthily creeping
    Came in Labrador

    With eyes ever widening
    At sight of the tree
    But twas what was beneath it
    That filled him with glee

    His people were sleeping
    So they wouldnt guess
    Who`d opened the presents
    And made such a mess

    So, on with the task
    And without any fear
    First tearing then ripping
    But what did he hear ?

    A noise from the chimney
    Stopped him in his tracks
    A leg , then a body
    All laden with sacks

    And what are you up to ?
    The mighty voice boomed
    My goodness, its Santa
    In my living room !

    Dont worry said Santa
    I`m not going to say ,
    I`ll replace the gifts then
    I`ll be on my way

    So all was restored
    In the Labradors home
    But nobody knew
    Who had left the big bone

    xxx
     
  2. drjs@5

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    :) :)
     
  3. charlie

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Aww Kate, that is lovely :) :) xx
     
  4. Stacia

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Very good ;D
     
  5. Jen

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Very impressed. You should write a Labrador poetry book. :D
     
  6. bbrown

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Ah how lovely :)
     
  7. Lisa

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    :) Love it!!
     
  8. Karen

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    ;D ;D ;D
     
  9. MadMudMob

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    That's really good, made me smile :)
     
  10. Oberon

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Heehee, that's excellent ;D

    And it reminds me that I need to buy a present for Obi and also a present from Obi for hubby...!
     
  11. ClareJ

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Obi must not buy presents. He'll put all the other Labradors to shame!

    Love the poem, Kate.
    Clare
     
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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    Kate that's brilliant x
     
  13. zigisla

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    Re: Just a bit on nonsense

    ;D Love the poem Kate

    but stealthily creeping doesn't seem to describe a Labrador. ;) :*
     

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