I wanted a quiet walk today did I get one first field I nearly ko'd by pinkie big ears she just jumped up and head butted me and covered me in mud. Second field Rory found sloppy human poo tried to eat it but got it on his head and ears then wiped it all over me. I cleaned him up but I was covered. Fouth field Lily (bouncey young lab)jumped all over me in a swampy field it was mud every where again even in my hair. So I decided I had enough relaxing for one day and came home. Rory then went for a relaxing lie down in a swamp.he was green but less s**ty. On the way home we were doing fine but got chased by the evil hell cats. They were going to attack Rory he was brilliant he kept calm and listened so we got passed unscathed. we've all been bathed and all my clothes are in the washer. I got this thing called a dirty dog grooming mitt. Its got soft corals on one side and rubber groomer glove on the other. It was great Rory loved it and it got all the poop off quickly. I was impressed. So tired but off to hospital now. That walk was pants but despite the sh*t surfing Rory was really good he might be smelly but he such a sweety. Them cats are scary though
