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  1. Jojo83

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    I hadn't seen this for ages but it popped up on my FB from a trainer and made me smile (much needed after spending the weekend sorting out kitchen and utility after total refit :( )


    HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?!

    Australian Shepherd; “Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...”
    Beagle: “Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?”
    Border Collie: “Just one? No problem, AND I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.”
    Chihuahua: “Yo quiero Taco Bulb.”
    Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”
    Dachshund: “I can't reach the stupid lamp!”
    Greyhound: “It isn't moving. Who cares?”
    Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, dont worry about a light bulb?”
    Hound Dog: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
    Irish Wolfhound: “Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.”
    Labrador: “Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I?
    Mastiff: “Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.”
    Malamute: “Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.”
    Pointer: “I see it! There it is! Right there!”
    Rottweiller: “Go Ahead! Make me!”
    Shitzu: “Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.”
    .......
    Cat: “You need light to see?”
     
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    Very good...although the cats answer would be more like "Me? That's what humans are for!" :)
     
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    Lol :D
     
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    Oban says he'd like to be paid for his labours, half in advance. :)
     
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    Yes, all hail our feline overlords!
     
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    Love it!! :clap:
     

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