I hadn't seen this for ages but it popped up on my FB from a trainer and made me smile (much needed after spending the weekend sorting out kitchen and utility after total refit ) HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?! Australian Shepherd; “Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...” Beagle: “Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?” Border Collie: “Just one? No problem, AND I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.” Chihuahua: “Yo quiero Taco Bulb.” Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.” Dachshund: “I can't reach the stupid lamp!” Greyhound: “It isn't moving. Who cares?” Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, dont worry about a light bulb?” Hound Dog: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” Irish Wolfhound: “Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.” Labrador: “Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Mastiff: “Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.” Malamute: “Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.” Pointer: “I see it! There it is! Right there!” Rottweiller: “Go Ahead! Make me!” Shitzu: “Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.” ....... Cat: “You need light to see?”
