Actually to make things worse I had forgotten that we had Pig School this evening so had to rush straight out from work! But actually she was very...
Thanks, sorry just another self-pitying moment in the Chronicles of the Pig! I don’t know what I’d do without this forum. The Pig had a great...
Owkai Ripple consider it done :D
They do I think - the Pig had a fever once and her ears were burning hot. It’s normal for them to feel warmer after exercise or in a warm house,...
Ugh just when I feel I am making progress with the Pig I go and make stupid mistakes and undo everything :( today, after walking past multiple...
I’m going to go learn how to be a gun-pig on Sunday with other doggos. Not sure if I will do anything mum asks me yet, might just try to run off...
Doesn’t sound too fun being a Benji :shake:
That all sounds good Coco but where’s the humping come in?
Sometimes Pig-mummy takes me to ‘bediance. I am not sure what bediance is so I generally spend the time jumping on her trying to get my snout in...
Puddles. Bleurgh. Pigs do not like puddles. Leave the lying-in-puddles for them proper labbydoors Coco, us nice muddle-dogs keep our bellies dry...
Bowie I think you are one of those doggos that lives upside down and far away. There are a few of those on here. I like to be upside down...
I don’t think you should be disheartened - I would be very surprised if none of the successful gundogs out there had ever once had a little munch...
Ripple, you are a Good Pig.
Hmm Spaniel Socks you say...? I might get me some of them to keep Pig-mummy on her toes :D GoodGirlJoy, a word of warning from a small but wise...
Hmmm that is a good idea....but I think her bum is too fat to fit them :( Pig-daddy might fit them as he takes me running but that wouldn’t work...
That’s true especially when we are Pigs :nod:
OH wanted a beagle called Jeremy. Jeremy Beagle. He thinks he is funny :shake:
Well there were phessies but I wasn’t allowed to go to see them or bite any :( but the clever gundog lady says Pig-mummy needs to let me hunt more...
Hmm that’s pretty much what happened to the last pidgey I weasled up to too. Mum called me a Bad Pig. But it’s not our fault if some things have...
Oh but I forgot to say you have to put on your Pointer-pants first :nod:
