I gone done my pigxams yesterday! I did Bronze pigxam and Silver pigxam at Pig School and I passed them both and got two rosettes to nibble except...
Yes someone should teach them a lesson! Except, erm not me because my velvety pig-snout is too pretty to be playing bitey-face with pterodactyls....
I heard a baby bird in the garden today so I put my PointerPants on to take a look. It was rubbish at flying and looked small and tasty and the...
Why do mums want us to be hungry all the time :( I like pig-daddy better coz he leaves lots of crumbs when he eats and likes to feed me strands of...
None-eaten sounds a rubbish place. Why is nothing eaten there? Are you always hungry? Can't you get your mum to move to Yum-eaten? We live a bit...
:eek::eek::eek: A train is no place for nice piglets like me! Makes my puppy-boobies tremble just thinking about it :eek:
Nell you could have done more norty things than samij stealing. My mum says that my grandma and grandad used to have a big old dog that I never...
Coco, you are good and clever and have stripey legs and I want to be like you when I am bigger. Love, the Pig.
But Shadow, wabbits are soooo much better than balls! And if you try reeeeally hard, you can catch one :) mums like wabbits too and that's why...
I am not very well and mum says I have got the pig-sneezles :( I kept having to sniff and lick my nose and my throat's a bit sore and then I'd...
:eek::eek: I am so scared of the nasty train that mum has to carry me over the railway bridge and if I have an inkling we are going that way I...
This is so cute! I guess it's just like how toddlers suck their thumb when going to sleep :) cutey little furbaby :)
I found a deady slimy duck and i didn't know what it was so I slapped it, because that's the best thing to do when you don't know what something...
You wouldn't want to go near a swan anyway Coco, they are very rude. They also look like they might actually win at Bitey-face. And mum says that...
I learnt to swim yesterday! The river used to be scary and I had to bite it and slap it with my big pig paws and I wouldn't go in past my knees...
More like Wispa's amazing snout telling her he'd been :D Their noses never fail to amaze me. I had a disasterous stay exercise with Indie in her...
I have definitely been that owner who makes a mistake and their dog runs up to someone, so I generally feel sympathetic when it happens with...
They didn't bite me back but if I'd known the silly jelly-squishes knew how to play biteyface I would have tried to play with them double as hard!...
Ripple you should have ate the jellyfish, we went on holiday in Pembrokeshire and there were loads and I zoomed around biting them and slapping...
Yes maybe you can sit on the pigeon wearing your heffalump jeans! They sound quite hard to creep in though...
