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Dog Trainers' Joke

Discussion in 'Labrador Training' started by Michael A Brooks, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. Michael A Brooks

    Michael A Brooks Registered Users

    May 26, 2018
    Blackmans Bay, Australia
    In the spirit of the season, I thought I would initiate a thread on jokes about animal training that also impart a deep message about training. Not just jokes about dog training but jokes that teach something about dog training.

    The zoo director noticed that one of the elephants was coughing. So he decided to add vodka to this elephant's bucket of water. The next morning that elephant was completely healthy, but the other three elephants began to cough.

    (Russian joke, contributed by Anna Krupitsky on FB a few days ago).

    Do you have any jokes that also impart a deep message about dog training?
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  2. Sigurd

    Sigurd Registered Users

    Jun 16, 2018
    West Cumbria
    Plagiarised. And sort of seasonal!

    Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

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