In the spirit of the season, I thought I would initiate a thread on jokes about animal training that also impart a deep message about training. Not just jokes about dog training but jokes that teach something about dog training. The zoo director noticed that one of the elephants was coughing. So he decided to add vodka to this elephant's bucket of water. The next morning that elephant was completely healthy, but the other three elephants began to cough. (Russian joke, contributed by Anna Krupitsky on FB a few days ago). Do you have any jokes that also impart a deep message about dog training?