We're on holiday down in north Cornwall for a week, stopping in a village called Crantock, just south of Newquay. We're really happy with the accommodation, however it didn't occur to me that grass is Monty's preferred toileting surface.. I assumed he would just go 'outside', but no, Mr bladder of steel will only now perform on a lawn. we have no phone signal and no 4g, only Wi-Fi in the cottage, which is just brilliant Anyway, thought I'd do a little photo diary of our holiday. Day 1 Mum and dad go to the pub. I'll sit here in cute fashion until someone feeds me something. Hey here come the BISCUITS! Day 2 Off to the beeeeeeech! Chilling in the shade. Mum take note, frozen kongs and sand do NOT make a good match. Mum said look at that soooooo many times! I definitely wasn't the naughtiest doggy on the beach, cos that prize was won by the soaking wet lab who ran up to me and jumped on mum in her chair and tried to steal my treats off her lap! The cheek of it. I was probably middling. I only stole one football and got close to stealing a lady's apple pie. She put the lid on quick. Then up the hill to the pub where I got chips and chicken, woohoo! I'm not in this photo cos I ran to help dad carry stuff and then unfortunately it ended up on the floor. Clumsy dad.