My hoomans gone wrong

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  1. mummyp85

    mummyp85 Registered Users

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    What the heck is going on. I don't get it. They at home too much and getting on my nerves. Why can't I go out in the vroom vroom thing any more. No splashy splashy in the wet stuff, no chasing critters, got to be on that lead thing an that's only 2 times one with mum, one with Dad. I need my freedom to run. Not letting me see my pals for a play. I hears em but why can't I sees em. What's going on??? Where's my little hoomans gone... haven't seen thems for ages. I misses em all soooo much. This is so so wrong. Mum's trying really hard to do fun stuff with me but it's not the same. Ise tried doing all the things I not supposed to, ise not been listening, ise taken me off to my quiet place, even been chewing on dad and he taste good...but nothing's working..... I just don't understand but I know mum loves me and is trying. Maybe one day it get back to right again.... I so hope so
     
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  2. SianMJ

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    I’ve heard about this, my hoomans still going to work. My female hooman work part time in nhs , rest of time we still work together like normal . Maybe you havin a Christmas holiday that’s why your hoomans are home? Maybe you will have big presents soon? Good luck with the vroom thing, hope it works very soon . I hate them anyway as they make me sick all over the back seat of it.
     
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  3. MontesMum

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    Haha love this
    My hoomans here all the time too! But I hears Dad upstairs making odd noises so I bark at him cos I fink he likes it. He comes down sometimes but then disappears again?! Mums been with me all the time since I came to live here, she’s made a lot of mistakes but she does try bless ‘er. She’s doing all these fun sniffy things with me and we plays ball And my favourite tugger in the garden. Not sure what’s going on but there are Soooo many noisy fings going past my fence- I’ve been seeing them off with my big woofs- that seems to work. One good thing is I haven’t had to have that awful harness put on me for ages! I feels much less anxious now when they get the lead out. Lots of positives to this very weird situation.
     
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  4. Christina2807

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    This is amazing!
    My daddy was always home but now so is mummy but she is always upstairs. I sit n wait for her at the bottom but she always disappears quickly. Shes always telling me off for barking but she doesnt know that im just protecting her from all the noisy fings outside.
    We have to go out to be able to play on the green muddy stuff but just now mum doesnt let me off to run around, I have tried everyfing to get off - jumping at the lead, pulling her really hard and refusing to walk - but she still doesnt budge! I also dont like that I cant play with my friends but my hoomans have bought me some nice new toys to play with in the house so keeps me busy.
     
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  5. Ski-Patroller

    Ski-Patroller Cooper, Terminally Cute

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    In the US, the dogs are getting more walks than normal. It gives their hoomans an excuse to go for a walk.
     
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  6. Mart

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    Hi all, Billy the Maniac here.

    One of our hoomans is something called retter# retar# retired, so we're used to him being about all the time. The other one used to go somewhere every day but hasn't for the last couple of weeks.

    We're only going for a walk once a day now but Mart fills his pockets with treats and we go round the garden that many times that I know how a goldfish must feel.

    Mart called me a "Penis Brain" today, I asked Blind Dog Bruno what it meant and he said it was polite for "Dick Head".

    Charming !!!

    But I guess I had just dropped my soggy half chewed sock in his mug of tea... I think he wasn't very happy about it.

    Gotta go, Mart's on the move and I'm banned from the Internet, he caught me looking at poodle porn...

    Tatty bye.
     
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