Gings friend is horrid and a very mean lady. She said my tail is ridiculously short. Ging just laughed ! laughed and said yep she really has. My tail is perfect like me, clearly other dogs tails are too long. Moo the perfectly proportioned
Mummys sister has been and I was perfectly horrid and naughty ! I had been for a swim , so I was nice and wet , Mummy told me to go out into the garden when they arrived, but I didn't , I hung around outside the back door until they all sat down , and then I bounded in to give a wonderfully wet meet and greet ! Mummy pretended to be mortified but when I looked at her, she gave a wink and a secret smile so I reckon I did just grand ! Nell was a good girl , well she would be wouldn't she ? She showed off her furry self, being all sweet and pretty , but it didn't work , they didn't even speak to her , they are mean and I will be glad when their holiday is over , Sam x
Don't listen to them Moo. Everyone says that I'm oversized but I'm not I'm beautiful. And you are beautiful too. Pongo
The trouble is darling Pongo is we are the trend setters not the followers. Its tough being unique. We'll just have carry on daring to be different. you really are a charming young man. Moo the enigmatic
My favourite hooman in the whole world is my unclepaulie, he comes in a big van and he came tonight and he had a paperbag and in the paperbag he had a WHOLEROASTCHIKKEN and he gave it ALL to me and mum and dad said ohnopaulieyoureallymuzznt but unclepaulie said ohbutlookheishungryandhelikesit and he gave it ALL to me and it was warm and he gave me handfuls and handfuls and HANDFULS of warmroastchikken and I had to be very good and not snatch because he said slowlyslowlyslowly so I was very gentle and I LOVELOVELOVE my unclepaulie but he has gone away now and my tummy is very full and I need to sleep. Pongo
I had an extra walk today.......mum said I have been very quiet over the last few days and she was worried because I'm not playful, but as soon as she said 'shall we go for a little walk' I was up and ready to go....haha I fooled her We had a really nice walk though and I got to play in the field because mum said I walked so nicely and didn't pull
I made daddy fall this morning. He told me to mind my step and lead, well I did. He did not mind his step or his lead (I think it might be my lead) and fell into the biggest sandbox ever. I have never been in it, but I helped him eventually to get back up after I had a play...
Yippee! My best friend Big Loki was back at school last night - he's been on holiday for 2 weeks. When I got there all the silly little dogs were allowed off lead to play. It really really wound me up - speshlly when they got a ball out too. I had to go outside But then Loki arrived. He's so much bigger than me. And we were allowed to run around together and roll & wrestle. Big Loki is awesome. All the little dogs had to stand around the edge to avoid being boisterously bowled over. AND my other best friend Bane, the little Labrador arrived later. Bane is in the second class. Dad let me have a sneaky, on-lead play with Bane when we were leaving. You're not supposed to play once school is started
I had my minion pet and stroke at my command today. If she stopped I squeeled and stamped my foot. It was very nice, finally shes learning how it is. Moo
Not sure what collar bones are, but I like bones. I will ask Daddy, as long as it does not stop my walks...
Dad bought me a late birthday present. He says I have to wait for the sunshine to come back. He got me a lawn sprinkler! My own lawn sprinkler. I've never seen one before. He says it's a bit like a hose. I can't wait to see what it does. - Coco
Been in Kennls all day. I like Kennls but there is a LOT going on. Just got to sleeeeep now. Night night. Pongo
I saw bees being naughty on beards pants in the washing line. Ging laughed and told me I was to young too know about the birds and bees. I dont get it I couldn't see any birds there ? Rory
Haha , Nell has been in the shower and now looks like a fluff ball , cant really see where her legs start , she thinks she looks ace ! Mummy got drenched , and the bathroom got drenched , Nell ran into the garden and charged round like a proper little nutter . I made myself as small as possible in case I was next but Mummy said I could have a swim instead , Sam x
