I did some barking this morning obviously I did my usual early morning call, but I also did some improvisation. I will call it "now I see you now I bark. " Ging had taken mister fluffy bunny brain for a poop she has to as he gets distracted the half wit and when I saw her through the fence I barked and when she deliberately hid from me I stopped. She kept doing it will she never learnMoo
And I ran away .some lovely children let me into their playground so i could eat sweets off the floor and then they let me out. Such polite children. Ging gave me the look but was secretly laughing and the children thought it was funny too. I'm a genuis I reckon I've got away with it again just call me slippery midgie moo I'm such a cute old dear well you got to used to if youve still got it
Ooh I missed this (my mum has been limiting my 'screen time'). Apparently my mum is the upside-down Emlee! Only I think her name is mum not Emlee and she walks upright on two legs like the other hoomans so I don't know where the 'upside-down' part comes from? I am glad you got to spend time with another Emlee though. My Emlee gives good cuddles too
I got some fan mail today! A nice Pointer/Greyhound cross (also called Holly) has been trying out my walks. She loves the walks and thanked me very much for my book. I feel so happy that other dogs are enjoying my walks!
I have been on my own yesterday and today. So I get the house to my self...well the loinge downstairs at least. Nana Carole is in hospital and my hoomans are at work. I did get a really good surprise yesterday and today though as my adopted sister Sally came to look after me for a few hours during the day. Iloveheriloveher and go crazy when she comes. Hope she comes more often..
I think I've made a boo-boo this morning. Well 2 boo-boos to be more accurate. It's pouring with rain, which has made me a bit excited - don't you just love the rain? Anyway..firstly we were passing some sheep in a field. I've passed them loads and they don't bother me, but today I really really wanted to see them. I kept jumping up at the wall, mum kept up with the "off/good boy" and a bit of beef now & then (well I am a good boy!). Anyway, the sheep started to move & I couldn't help myself - I legged it down the road and jumped up at the wall. Mum just about managed to stay upright, but I could tell by her body language, she was really mad. She recovered her composure & we went into another field to play fetch - we do 10 fetches and I get a little bit of sossij for each return. I came back after the 8th, she'd called "MIDDLE", so I was sat between her knees for my sossij. She repositioned me for the next throw, but she was waving the rest of the sausage around...well what would you have done? I'm guessing that it was the wrong choice. The game ended abruptly with 2 throws remaining. Mum shouted. She swore. "Coco my f****** finger is BLEEDING!" I'm blaming the rain. I did get a good rub down with the towel which was brill. - Coco
Oh Coco, the rain does send us all a bit mad...i went mad during the fog recently. It is also because they where silly clothes when it rains. Daddy just laughed, but he got a cut on his finger from my big tooth. Tonight we went on a new walk. We dropped mummy off at hospital to see her mummy. It is a really really big place never been before, daddy said it is a hooman bum place. Dont think I would like it, I think the bum people must be very big.... Anyhow Daddy got us lost on our walk...I did not care but daddy was late picking up mummy...he is now in the dog house...silly daddy
I will look for your daddy, Vanilla, I am also in the dog house. I'm trying Moo's random barking. It doesn't do anything, but it's great fun! I can bark very loudly, it sounds awesome ! - Coco
Mummy said her and daddy are going on their holllydayssss. She said I'm going to stay with my doggy day care lady and my friend liv then nana and grandad. She looked really sad about it - but I'm not! I love liv and nana and grandad. I don't know why I can't go with mummy and daddy though, I like going everywhere with them best! Stanley
Did you find my daddy Coco? He was here so you must have and sent him home, thank you. Stanley - that is not fair by your hoomans to leave you. You should protest and demand a hollydayss with them. They have to put it right, unless you get a really really good present.
I was good today. Mum said "Coco, we're returning to your scenes of crime". Actually we went to the same place as yesterday. Don't know what was different, but mum said "Coco, I'm so proud of you this morning". Then I chased a rabbit - Coco
I`m fed up, big time fed up x I had that operation , the one where they open you up and take something out to stop you having babies ? Well , I messed with a stitch that is still there and now I`ve got a fection in it but what is the pits is that I have to wear that blasted onsie at night and when I`m not soopervised . I hate that onsie , it makes me look stoopid , Nell x
Ging pull some of her stitches out we thought she might have to go back to see the bum man. She was fine though she didn't have to have a onsie on. Just look sad you'll get loads of treats and cuddles then Moo
Hey Coco, I've been playing this great game with Mum. If I see a wabbit, I get to chase a ball!! It's brilliant. Balls are much funner than wabbits, because I can catch them. Sometimes Mum has to blow her whistle to remind me to comegettheball, but then I remember and go running to her, thinking throwtheballthrowtheballthrowtheball and then she DOES throwtheball and I chasechasechase the ball and forget all about the wabbit. You should try it. Shadow
But Shadow, wabbits are soooo much better than balls! And if you try reeeeally hard, you can catch one mums like wabbits too and that's why they try to distract you with whistles and balls so they can keep the wabbits for themselves. It's best not to indulge them. My mum tried to trick me and gave me a new ball that was wearing wabbit clothes. She thought I might prefer that to a real wabbit. She's stoopid. I chase the real wabbit whilst she mutters 'ohBuggerShouldhavegottaPug-in-a-jumper...' and goes and picks up the ball herself. I just steal the ball out of her bag when we get home and then I try to get its wabbit clothes off love, the Pig
Coco, you are good and clever and have stripey legs and I want to be like you when I am bigger. Love, the Pig.
Ging took me out in a taxi we went to the countryside. I like Ian the taxi man he gives good cuddles. We had a fab run but it was so wet. We did the big trail again, I'm a big lad now So it's allowed. So tired had to have a nap after my tea and a rub down.
I found a really big stick this morning on our walk. Went to daddy and got a treat...he picked it up and carried it while I walked. I showed him that you have to carry it in your mouth. But all he said 'Vanilla, leave it'...so I did, but I got a treat. Anyhow I sniffed and next minute the stick had gone when I came back to daddy. Well I thought I would go and get it from the bush (in the dark) and bring it back to Daddy. I sniffed it out as it was very windy...All he said was 'you are too clever for me'. Anyhow got a nice treat and he mumbled 'won't be doing that again'....not sure what he means by that...
