I make ging pick them wash them and then give them to me. She is my own personal monkey butler. queen Moo
Yes someone should teach them a lesson! Except, erm not me because my velvety pig-snout is too pretty to be playing bitey-face with pterodactyls. Anyway I think I can fly sometimes too because once i found myself standing on the dining room table and I don't know how I got there.
I've done swimmy-fetch this morning. Mum said we were having fun to celebrate for @SwampDonkey so I did really good ones and had a great time. I did 10 swimmy-fetches. In the sea. I soaked mum with doggy-shakes - she squealed every time. Then I got hozed when I got in - hozes are the best thing so I zoomed and ZOOMED round the garden and the house for SwampDonkey too.
She loves stuff that Coco shes so silly she probably would have jumped in the sea too. We had a special walk and Im pooped now Rory
Mum has just said that we are going to go for a speshul long walkie to celebrate for @SwampDonkey too! I love you Swampdonkey! Pongo xxx
She's tired she's been running really fast and hard for a long long time. Me Moo and Doug helped her run so did beardy. Finally she can stop running quite so hard but it's a bit strange because she does remember a time when she didn't have to. I think she may need 'retraining Rory
I found a tennis ball tree in the garden, I can pull lots of them down, its great......Annie Oh no its not, its an apple tree ...daft dog ......Fred
I found a rabbit in hole and I pulled it out! Dad said "Coco leave!" and, stupidly, I did. I wish I'd kept it now. Mum chucked it over the hedge into a field. It was already dead, I didn't kill it, honest. It was cold, but soft. Oh I can almost taste it, it smelled so good. Why oh why did I drop it!? I had another look in the hole on the way back, but there was no more. Feeling robbed. - Coco
I was allowed to go on my holidays, even though I was naughty last week. I have this massive field to play in and mummy said my own beach...I will get daddy to put some pictures up. anyhow have been on a swim and walk and am now tired so going for a 'Nana nap'. Vanilla
How naughty were you? Just need to know just in case cos we're going on holidays soon and we need to know what we can get away with Rory and Moo
I gone done my pigxams yesterday! I did Bronze pigxam and Silver pigxam at Pig School and I passed them both and got two rosettes to nibble except they weren't that tasty. The pigxams were like normal Pig School except mum didn't give me any treats and she seemed a bit uptight. My friends big Ely and PoohBear were norty and got up in their two-minute stay so they didn't get their silver rosette to nibble. But it didn't taste good so they didn't miss out really. It was really hot and we were at pig school six hours and mum had to lie down with a headache when we got home. I felt in a celebratory mood so I did a big poo in the garden and then went to bed and fell asleep upside down. Then I got an egg for tea and mum seems happy. So pigxams are ok but they should make the rosettes out of biskits really.
Mum dropped lots of bits of food on the floor. I think she called it un-yun? Anyway, I went to have a taste but she said "LEAVEITELLA" and gave me cheese instead. Un-yun must taste really good if she gave me cheese instead...
Rory and Moo, I chewed under the sofa cushions. Like really really chewed so that you can see the springs. They said they have to get it reupholstered...dont know what that is buy sounds good. I did not touch the cushions just moved them....I was nervous though as I saw them pack but did not see my bag until the very end. Normally I am first to be packed.... You better be good because it is very stressful not knowing if you are going to go on holiday...
Daddy bought a grape vine. He says he's going to make wine with it, but Mum just rolls her eyes at him. He hadn't put it in the ground, so I thought the best fun would be to pick it up and drag it around the garden reallyreally fast until it broke. I was right, it was the best fun! Mum and Dad have done something called a grarft to try to stick it back together. I hope it works because then I'll be able to take it on a run around the garden again! Luna
Also, I found a SKULL on morning walkees! A reel SKULL! Ooooh, it was old but it was deeelishous! I thought Mum was going to take it away from me, so I ran away from her, but then she showed me she had CHEEZE. Man, CHEEZE is my favourite and I've not had it in agesandages because Mum says it goes funny when it's hot. It was a bit floppy and gooey, but still deeelishous and CHEEZY. Anyway, she gave me some CHEEZE and put my lead on, and I thought that's it, I'm gunna lose my skull. But, instead, we sat down on the grass and played the givey-backy game. This game is BRILLIANT! Cuz what happens is, she shows me some CHEEZE so I drop the skull, because no-one can resist CHEEZE. But then, the CHEEZE is gone and I'm sad, because I don't have CHEEZE or skull. But then, MUM GIVES ME BACK THE SKULL!! So I have eaten CHEEZE AND still have the SKULL! We played this game loads and loads and loads and in the end I was shoving the skull right into her hand so I could have a piece of CHEEZE, even though I could't see the CHEEZE anymore, I knew she was going to give me a bit. And I got to do a fun "TAKE IT" for the skull again, where I had to jump up to get it. Oh, it was sooooooooo much fun. I LOVE the givey-backy game. I have to try to remember that Mum likes playing it all the time, even when I'm not sure if she wants to. Mum is the best givey-backy player in the whole wide world.
Wow Luna, you pretty much described a weekend at my hooman nanny and grandads house! They have lots of wine vines and there great fun to run around! But they lock me out when they're picking grapes... Not fair. Also! There are kangaroo skulls! Sometimes I find them and munch munch munch as quickly as possible until mum shouts "LEAVEITELLA" and then I drop it and get cheese. Wine vines, kangaroo skulls and cheese... Does it get any better??
Luna, MY mum and dad got a grapevine too! It was last year when I was a Bad Pig. I bit ours too and bit right through it and it was really fun. Except mum and dad were very upset as apparently it was a weddingpwesent. Then they called me a Bad Pig so I bit through their nectarine tree too and now they have given up planting nice things in the garden. Love, the Pig.
