Mummy dropped a little green thing on the floor , called a sprout , I ran off with it and went behind the sofa and ate it , Nell xx
Apawently, "Princesses emit tiny puffs of glitter which sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like rainbows" Two many big words in that one fur me
I had a wunderful walk with mummy today. We seen LOTS of my friends and we plaid and plaid and plaid in the snow. It was great fun and I was sooooo tired when we got home that I just snoozed for hours
All this talk about snow and snowmen. I asked Daddy what it is all about, he said one day we will see it to...mmm I hope so, it sounds like fun... He mention that you can eat their noses??? Anyone done that yet and tell me why he said that? Anyhow I went to the beach yesterday, I had fun. Loads of other dogs about, but I was really good as I stayed with Daddy until he told me I could play. But I lost my cheese in the water when daddy gave me a piece, when I came back. It just disappeared in the water, well it kind of fell out of my mouth as Daddy did not give it me correctly. I think there was a seamonster about, but a very quick one. I never saw it but it ate my cheese....
The creature that lives outside has come to live inside. He's got big ears and is stealing my carrots. I made my displeasure clear but mummy told me to be quiet and that I wouldn't want to sleep outside in minus 7 so why should Barney. As long as he stays away from my kibble we should be ok. Stanley
He sounds like a tasty snack to me Stanley and it’s nice that he comes pre-stuffed with yummy carrot filling. Just call up the Pig if you need him dealt with. Love, the Pig P.s. Unless he is a donkey.
Definitely a seamonster there Vanilla, tread carefully. Though it does sound as if your Dad did feed YOUR CHEES TO THE SEAMONSTER! Did you get any more cheeses? - Coco
I did Coco - daddy always has this magic pocket. Everytime his hand either moves or goes in to this magic pocket I pay full attention. Other pockets not so much...they still have treats.... Pig I like Donkeys they share carrots with me, but it has to be through the fence.. Maybe we should ask Stanley if he has two of those Rabbis? I heard that they can multiply very quickly... Stanley do you have more?
Amber, me too! I thought the Great Dog In The Sky had sploded all his beds cos it looked like when my beds splode but Mother said nono Joy it's snow. It was all cold and I did zoomies and runrunrun. When we got home I helped in the kitchen by testing things. Mother turned the box that makes noises on and I kept hearing my name! ME to the world! Me and Mother sang 'Dog rest ye merry, labradors,let nothing you dismay. Remember all the treats that will be here on Christmas day, to keep us all happy at home so that we never stray. Oh, tidings of comfort and ME, comfort and ME! Oh tidings of comfort GoodGirlJoy!
Oh NO! This reminds me of this time last year - mum was singing mad words like this and we had to record them "for the Forum, Coco" - What a noise! - Coco
Was out in the woods and found something sooo fast called a Whip-it, chased and chased and then noticed her mum had THE biggest stick. Grabbed it right out of her hand and got told LEAVEITQUINN cause it was something called a walking stick? A stick is a stick and sticks are for dogs. I didn't feel like leaving it, so I ran with the giant stick til the Whip-it wanted it to. It was so fun, we started tugging it, but then I had to trade it in for a boring treat and walk the other way . Quinn
