Oh Nelly, you've spoilt your present already? You're lucky to get a squeaky one. That Tuppence Creature just wrecks squeaky toys - and takes their ears and legs off too - so mum has given up buying us any. Perhaps your mummy will get you another squeaky present, after all, it is Christmas! Wispa
Which tree are you looking under, Wispa? I've just been for a walk in the woods and I searched under all the trees but didn't see any presents. Except boar poo. That's the best present of all. Yummers! Luna
Mum says we're just going to the woods, so I'll look there instead. I can't get to the tree that's appeared in our sitting room because mum's blocked it off with furniture. I can't smell anything different there yet, though - except tree... Wispa
You have a tree in your sitting room?! Well, that's just ... odd. Mum says that some people like to bring trees inside in the winter. Maybe it's to keep them warm. But what about all the other trees that are left outside? Who will keep them warm?! Luna
Luna do you not have a CHRISTMAS TREE?! But what do you steal the baubles from and stress your mummy out with? And where do your presents go?! Stanley
Whass a bauble? It sounds tasty! Mum says life's too short to decurrate, but that on Crissmass Day, we will go to Annie's house and there will be lots of people there and lots of presents and an indoor tree and lots and lots of tasty food. Willow and Shadow say they've been before and it's a fun day but it will be my first time. Oooh, I'm excited now! Yummy baubles! Don't worry, though, I find plenty of other ways to stress Mummy out. Hehehe. Luna
I saw a dog in a pink tutu on the park to day. Ging said i could have on but i thinks she lying. She'll never get me one I know Rory
Tuppy and Holly I have 2 apple trees at my end. My hoomans have never tasted them yet as I eat them straight from the tree. Apperantly they are dwarf trees...I don't care I just know I can get them. I will save you some
That huge cat has arrived with its humans. The first thing it did was to lie down on the staircase when I had gone upstairs with my favourite young humans. It stretched itself right across the stairs so I couldn’t go down again and the young humans’ dad had to rescue me by picking it up. Mum was laughing - whose side is she on?! Wispa
Wish my baskit was in the kitchen , it smells lovely in there !Mummy has a big lump of beef cooking and a massive bird thing , it is dead , Nelly x
Mum doesn't like me munchin all the apples - it gives me a squirty bum - but I eat them anyway . Ripple
A tree has appeared in the living room. Baubles, twinkling lights & sparkle. I think it looks nice. A bit funny, but nice. There are presents under it too. I have had a sly sniff, but I get told "Coco, leave", so I do. I'm in the mood for being really good. - Coco
I am at my big brother’s house. He is a great dayn and is a kibble-brain. We had a good game this morning but then he tried to sit on me so I slapped him and now we are not friends. We got our kong bones so I had mine, and then big kibble-brain Scooby left his unattended so I sneaked and weasled over and took his and got into his bed with it and now I have his bed and both kong bones. Mum says that wasn’t polite. I don’t care he is a stoopid horse dog.
