Pig you're so clever and sneaky and weasley. I'd love a big brother, I think kibble brained ones are the best cos you can just steal stuff from them. But not one that's big enough to sit on me. In other news, I have opened two presents already, I ripped of all the paper myself. It was a rope toy and a ball, I'm bored of them now though. I'm very interested in the fridge, there's new meat in there I haven't smelled before so will be guarding it today and checking for spills.
I wonder what it is, Monty? We've (they've) got a DUCK for dinner tonight. Duck is my very very favourite food ever. I followed it into the garage and it hasn't come out again, I don't think. I hope it's doing OK in there.. Ican'twaitfordinnertonightIreallyreallywantducknow! Am going to have a snooze now & maybe when I wake up the duck will be ready. - Coco
Coco I'm getting mixed meat smells, beefandporkandgammonandsausageandturkey. Mmmm it's one big meaty meal . I'm not picking up any duck but maybe it's right at the back of the fridge?
I've just had an amazing walk with my friends ( 2 Spinones, 1 jug and 1 German Shepard). We played with the ball chasing each other lots. I did tell Jasper off when he bashed into me coz he's bigger and made me bash into my mums friend. Luckily she's ok. Mum said I'm getting to be really good coz I walked past a few new dogs and ignored them........of course I ignored them.......I was with my friend Said!! Mum also says in a few days I'm seeing some of my friends from on here.....I can't wait coz they are my bestest friends.
Everybody said duck is really great! I found a duck! Then I had to go to the bum lady . I'm in lots of trouble . Ripple
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I had Duck. Not a lot.......but I had duck......I'm going to sleep now xxxx - Coco
I ran away hee he he not far but enough to let ging know I rule. I can't hear but I pretended to be blind as well. I came back and she gave me hugs. I enjoyed my little frisk about moo the frolicking hell beast.
I love spagetty worms. Dad dangles them above me and makes them wriggle and I have to catch them and bite bits off. It's a great game.
You know that big dead bird that Mummy put in the oven yesterday ? Well I had a little bit of it for my breakfast, it was wonderful so I hope I get a bit more . I like spaggie worms too, Nelly x
I have been promised the duck's neck! Just got to work out how to get it out of that big, white humming cupboard thing in the kitchen.....or wait for it to be delivered to me by my waitress. I'm going for a walk now. In the rain. - Coco
Pig-mummy says my presents didn’t arrive because she was a kibble brain and ordered them too late. I am a sad and deprived Pig. Also everyone is talking about turkees and chickies and ducklets coming out of the oven but all that is coming out of mine is a Stuffed Mushroom on account of Pig Mummy not eating turkees and ducklets and things. I don’t think I want some Stuffed Mushroom. Woe is the Pig. Send Help.
Pig I am in the same boat as you. OK no stuffed mushroom in this house, but no xmas dinner for me either. I do feel better now so don't understand. Could they be stuffed with turkey, duck or sausages? I think that would be OK. You should see the presents I got today, some are good but some just means my dignity has gone. But Daddy said I will be the cool chick. Well anyway I will get daddy to take a picture and post it....then you can advise your thoughts Hope everybody got good presents and dinners...
I have sicked up - Mum said no Christmas dinner for me (Dad muttered I wasn't getting any anyway after yesterday ). Mum has been on the talky thing to my hooman sister in Lundon - she is a bum lady nurse. Pparently I should have had my black medicine in the garden then it wouldn't have gone up the walls and curtins. I'm feelin reeellly sorry for myselfs - duck is a lot of trouble .