And pparently I have cooked my goose. Well I never saw the blimmmin goose so don't go blaming that one on me . Ripple
Mummy is cooking and she says we will have some xmas dinner. It smells so good that I keep going to the cooker and sniffing. Mummy says I drool too. Post yourself to our house pig. Lots of dinner here. Amber.
Mum told me the Story of Christmas. ‘Parently, long ago in somewhere hot, there was a daddy hooman and a mummy hooman, and they had a puppy hooman, but for some reason daddy hooman wasn’t the little hooman’s real daddy. A very important man with a beard was instead, even more important than Father Christmas. But when the puppee hooman was growed up he was a very good hooman, and gave kibble to poor people who didn’t have enough, and fixed people’s eyes, like the bum-man but with less gravy bones, and he was very kind. Anyway, mum says that we should all be like that at Christmas and if we have lots of kibble we should be kind and give some to people without. So I am saving some of my kibble for the really skinny greyhound who lives down the road, mum calls him skeletor and he looks like he has been living on Stuffed Mushrooms for a long time. Anyway that is the story of Christmas and that is why everyone puts a tree in their house and roasts a bird with a wobbly neck. Lots of love, the Kind and Benevolent Pig x
I'm helping cook it we've got toad in the hole? And chicken I helped fluff the batter and hide tea towels. Rory
Well what a most excellent day.I made ging spoon feed me at 5 and the day just got better. We played in the garden while ging tried to chop plants and put them and bags.I helped supervise dinner and we got our Christmas dinner yum and then we got a choccy bone. Then we went out and had a little walk I ran about and did my happy barks. I ate some of Rorys poo before ging could catch me he he he it was nice. now ive come home and i had some crunchy sweet potatoe. Think its time for a nap because will be tea time soon. Moo the festive poo fairy
No dinner here yet.. BUT I did get some duck skin on my breakfast this morning. Then I went & kissed dad n he said to mum "why does Coco smell of duck?". Then I tried (lots of times) to get the bone-bits out of the bin. In the end mum fuffed & tied up the bin bag and but it in the big green Goody Bin in the garden. I still haven't worked out how to get in that one.. Oh yes! I nearly forgot - I got a present from under the glittery tree! I got a ball. I love my new ball! - Coco
We are stuffed too. It was all yummy and mummy says there will be more for later. Lots of meaty things and yummy veggies. We weren't allowed dessert but one of mummy's friends gave me a tiny bit of hers. I don't think I liked it so that was ok. Amber.
I got toys from Santa! I love my new ball and new tuggy toy! Nanny and Grandad bought me a toy that makes a funny noise. I barked at it for a while but now I'm chewing it and will hopefully destroy it soon
Smokd sammon. Beef bitz. Turkee. And (shhhhhh).....pigz in blankeez. And eyscreeem. And cwispz. Today was a good day. *snorezzzzz* Lilly x
Nanna bought mummy a jigsaw for Christmas. Mummy sort of pulled this face but Nanna said it will be funny because mummy will never have the payshunce to do a jigsaw. Mummy said she would prove her wrong. Mummy is now sat on the floor, surrounded by little pieces, grumbling away bout how this is harder than she would have thought. I might eat a piece to make it harder Stanley
I had a pooooly leg last night and I couldn't settle . Mummy thinks its cos I was mega eggsited yesterday and ran round and round and it hurt my bad nee . I had to have medison and then it stopt hurting . Mummy says I have to have a calm day today , whats that Mummy ? Nelly xx
Hope yer knee's feeling a bit better Nelly. I'm having a calm day. Well I am now. I took my new ball out on my walk this morning - it was so good I had the zoomies. "At your age, Coco!". So now I'm snoozing. I had duck neck. Oh my! Duck neck! I took it in the garden and ate it on the grass. Now I've got this idea that the grass might be magick and I more duck neck, or any bit of duck, might appear..I've checked and checked but nothing yet. -Coco
Stanley - that's very brave. We had those bangy things yesterday. I wasn't keen. I wasn't keen at all. It might blow up your nose - Coco
One of the young humans has taught me her favourite word: totally. I think this is TOTALLY out of order: Wispa
