Random hoomans...by our dogs..

Discussion in 'Labrador Chat' started by Beanwood, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. Emily

    Emily Registered Users

    Joined:
    May 19, 2015
    Messages:
    3,465
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Vanilla, my mum is the same. Nathan has been keeping me awake because he keeps barking and mum has been sleeping all day and night. Luckily dad has been taking me out for walks.
     
  2. Cath

    Cath Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2015
    Messages:
    3,882
    Vanilla can't you cuddle up next to him and give him a lick ....Annie
     
  3. Sven

    Sven Registered Users

    Joined:
    May 23, 2016
    Messages:
    1,451
    Hopefully Nathan is not barking because he is poorly too. Your mummy sounds poorly though. At least you get walks by you daddy. My mummy can't take me for walks, so daddy took me out late tonight. It was dark so daddy said he can look scruffy and be all wrapped up.

    @Cath Annie I have been but there is only so much I can do that for. I need my play but hopefully he will be better soon...
     
    Cath likes this.
  4. Lara

    Lara Registered Users

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2016
    Messages:
    905
    I’m going to go learn how to be a gun-pig on Sunday with other doggos. Not sure if I will do anything mum asks me yet, might just try to run off after phessies on the horizon like I did last time. Depends if mum is holding that stoopid long yellow rope. I hope the other doggos aren’t all boring and kibble-brained because I could do with some help with finding them phessies.
     
  5. SteffiS

    SteffiS Registered Users

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2015
    Messages:
    1,448
    Location:
    Fife, Scotland
    Eat the phessies Pig, they're very tastee :p

    Ripple
     
    drjs@5 likes this.
  6. Lara

    Lara Registered Users

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2016
    Messages:
    905
    Owkai Ripple consider it done :D
     
    drjs@5 and SteffiS like this.
  7. JenBainbridge

    JenBainbridge Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2016
    Messages:
    2,941
    Location:
    Darlington, UK
    Today is not a good day.

    First of all I was sick then not allowed to eat it :mad:

    Then mummy & daddy were talking about holidays but it doesn't sound like Stanleydays and I think they're going without me :eek: mummy said I'd be with Nanna.

    Then Nanna is now in ospital. Mummy & daddy went to visit her cos she has newmoneeya. Well I wasn't allowed to visit! That's stupid, Nanna likes me best! I hope she's better for when mummy and daddy go on holidays or I'll be an orphan :(

    Stanley
     
    kateincornwall likes this.
  8. Maxx's Mum

    Maxx's Mum Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2018
    Messages:
    563
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Stanley I hope you don't become an orphan :(

    Mum and Dad are acting funny this morning and whispering something about 'vet' and how it's my 'last shot' and then I can go to somewhere called 'the dog park' because I'm finally allowed to play with other dogs. I don't know what this 'vet' is but I hope it's not the place where we went before Christmas and a man in a white coat stuck a cold thing up my butt.....:confused:
     
    kateincornwall likes this.
  9. Emily

    Emily Registered Users

    Joined:
    May 19, 2015
    Messages:
    3,465
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    I've got some bad news for you Maxx...
     
  10. Maxx's Mum

    Maxx's Mum Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2018
    Messages:
    563
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Oooh thanks Ella. Should I snatch something like a hand towel, run all around the backyard and make them chase me and then launch at their favourite plants? Maybe they will forget about this vet thing?
     
  11. Xena Dog Princess

    Xena Dog Princess Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2016
    Messages:
    2,261
    Location:
    Wellington, New Zealand
    Oh Stanley, I hope your nana gets better soon. It makes humans very worried when other humans are sick. I wouldn't worry about not going on Stanleydays, though. When my family went camping my Mimi came to stay with me and it was the BEST because she played with me even more than Mum!

    Maxx, you'll be right. The vet is the BEST because all the lovely vets and nurses give you cuddles and there are lots of interesting smells and you get TREATS for standing nicely on the scale and if you're really lucky the vet people will drop ALL THE TREATS ON THE FLOOR OMG OMG OMG it was the best day ever...so that might happen!
     
  12. edzbird

    edzbird Registered Users

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2015
    Messages:
    5,279
    Location:
    Isle of Man
    Maxx - you've got the right idea with the towel! Seriously, pup, it'll be worth going to the vet for a little shot cuz playing with dogs is the best ever. And hopefully you'll get cheez at the vets, I always do. Lots of cheez.

    - Coco
     
    Maxx's Mum likes this.
  13. SteffiS

    SteffiS Registered Users

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2015
    Messages:
    1,448
    Location:
    Fife, Scotland
    I had to see the bum lady today for a chekk up, now I have to wee in a bottle :confused:. But it's only a small bottle and I know I'm going to wee more than that, and she's only given Mum one bottle - what am I going to do when I need another wee, it's all very worrieing :(.

    Oh Stanley I don't want you to be an orphan, that's worrieing too. I don't like today everything is worrieing :(.

    Ripple
     
    kateincornwall likes this.
  14. SwampDonkey

    SwampDonkey Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2015
    Messages:
    8,126
    Location:
    leicestershire uk
    Don't worry you just wee as normal and your monkey butler will catch it and put it in the bottle for you. Mine does it loads but she's a bit weird.
    Auntie Moo
     
  15. SteffiS

    SteffiS Registered Users

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2015
    Messages:
    1,448
    Location:
    Fife, Scotland
    Thank you Moo, I wish the bum lady had toled me that, I was reeelly worried about getting all my wee in that little bottle.

    Ripple
     
  16. Maxx's Mum

    Maxx's Mum Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2018
    Messages:
    563
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    The vet was fun! Well not the cold thing in the butt but yup I got treats and best of all there were some other doggies! Normally Dad has to pick me up on our walks if there are other doggies but these doggies def had all their shots so we nuzzled and Mum said she is surprised that my tail didn't fly off coz it waggled so much! So now in a few days I can go and play with the doggies at the dog park whatever that is and more nuzzles and wags.

    Did your weeee go in the right place Ripple? I like to weee coz when I do it on the pee-patch I get treats. But Mum and Dad sigh when I forget and do it in the house but its coz I'm still little. Well not so little coz the man in the white coat said 'whoa' when I was a good boy and stood on the scale. He said that 16 kilos at 15 weeks means I'm gonna be a big boy one day.

    Maxx
     
  17. Atemas

    Atemas Registered Users

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Messages:
    1,903
    Yesterday was specshul. Apparently I am a big girl now. Mumsie folded and took my den away. I stood there wundering where I was supposed to sleep. She put my vetbed from my den on the floor and when it was the Hooman tea time I went and layed on there. Mumsie said ‘Good girl Red’. At bedtime my daybed went there so I got in. Then Mumsie and Daddy Hooman shut the kitchen door but not the utility door so Sky is just round the korner from me :):):).

    Red
     
  18. Cath

    Cath Registered Users

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2015
    Messages:
    3,882
    I'm not well, Annie has given me what she had. I have been sick, very sick and now I am drooling a lot Mum says. All I want is to go to sleep...............Fred
     
  19. Rosie

    Rosie Registered Users

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2014
    Messages:
    4,763
    Location:
    South Wales
    Hey Maxx you're the same weight as I was!
    Pongo
    xxx
     
    drjs@5 likes this.
  20. Lara

    Lara Registered Users

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2016
    Messages:
    905
    And Pongo is a gigantadog! Maxx perhaps you will be too. I am only 22 killerglams and I am eleventy million months old approximately. I don’t think mum feeds me enough :( But it’s easier to sneak and weasel and thieve when you are smol :D
     
    Maxx's Mum, snowbunny, Rosie and 2 others like this.

Share This Page