I have been sinked , it had to happen cos I went in mud but it was worf it . Then the small hooman from over the road came to play wiv me , he brort me a little ball to play wiv . Mummy has just given me my tea , I had the fishies in red stuff , I loves them and now my tummy is about to explode so I shall have a nap , Nelly x
Annie is better now, but I feel terrible. Mum said she had never seen me so poorly. All Annie is doing now is eating, she is back to normal..........Fred
Have you tried licking the bin, Fred? It’s well known that bin juice is good for messy tummies. Or, its bad for messy tummies, I can’t remember which way around it is If you need any other yoosful medical advice just ask me, Dr Pig x
Fred is poorly, his bottom has started too, he is up and down, in and out. Mum said she may have to take him to the vets if he doesn't look better this morning.....Annie
Hey Pongo, how old are you and how much do you weigh? I can't wait to grow up so I can be allowed all over the house instead of behind the bars they call 'baby gates'. I'm not baby now, I'm a good boy
Oh Fred, you must have eaten something really nasty, or perhaps Annie gave it to you. It’s not nice having a poorly tummy. I hope you’re better soon. Wispa
Help! I am on weekend rations. Mum has been saying all week that I'm getting porky (and the porky has never materialised...I like porky), she rubs my side (which is nice) then she says "Coco, it's supposed to be a thin blanket, not a duvet"...so she says I can drop 50g of food a day for the weekend! I've had no treats either. Roll on Monday when dad's back in charge. I'm starving - Coco
I'm on short rations Coco I'm not super slinky anymore. Ging has cut my food she's so tuff nothing sways her. Now she's says I will be staying on this measure if food until I do more in the spring. We could run away? Rory
Hi Maxx, I am very very very old now, I am more than FOUR YEARS old and mum says I weigh 42 killygrams. She says I am a big lummox but I know I am perfect. When I was little I had to sleep behind bars under the stairs but one day mum and dad came down the stairs and they saw I had been very clever and got out. After that I didn't need to go back. Maybe you could try that? Here is a picture of me being clever. I nibbled and pulled and nibbled and pulled on one of the bars and then it sort of swung round in my mouth and there was a big space and I squeezed through and then I sat nicely and waited for mum and dad to come down and see how clever I am. Pongo xxx https://www.dropbox.com/s/almuc0cc81oquw1/prison break.jpg?dl=0
I was jumping them gatey things at 9 months they are just a suggestion and not I rule. That's what I think just jump over its easy. Rory x
I couldn't see your prison break Pongo, mum said it must be the firey-walls here at her work. But I like your idea and yours too Rory so this morning I stared and stared at the end of the baby gatey and saw that my heavy water bowl was nudged up next to it...so I pawed at that and made a nice swimming pool on the floor until it moved and then I got my paw behind the swingy thing and 'scaped! Mum made a very strange yelping noise when I jumped up on her lap from under her chair with my front paws when she was brushing the fur on her head thing at the little table. Then she said a bad word and something like 'scared the freeing life out of me' and Dad came running in shouting 'the bruddy dog got out'. Then they both started laughing and cuddled me and said I was a clever boy so I went and picked up Dad's shoe off the floor and took off so they chased me all around the house and it was lots of fun! Dad said 'bruddy dog' lots of times.
Coco/Rory - less food? WhAAAT? You must be starving. We are gonna have to find a new place for you to sneak bikkies from
I feel a little better tonight. I have had nothing to eat all day, but I don't want anything. All I want to do is sleep now my bottom has finished making me run outside. Mum says I am a good boy and cuddles me lots..........Fred
