Pig Pig!! Guess what!! I ate Ors poo! We were at the park and mum and dad were distracted talking to barnie the bulldog's owner and I spotted it out of the corner of my eye. I was on the leash so if I just rushed over Dad would pull me back so I was a clever pup...I just nonchalantly moved a little left...sniff sniff...then a little more..sniff sniff then BANG bounced right into it and got a gob full! You're right pig, it tastes DEE-LISHUS. Dad said I was disgusting and Mum put her face in her hands. Whatever.
I saw mum put a naked duck in the big cold cupboard-thing yesterday. A duck. A DUCK. That is my very very favourite thing. Ever. I did have some beef yesterday...it's OK, but I have beef every day for "training". I am bursting to get some duck now. I cannot think of anything else. - Coco
My tummies gone squirty so ging might cook me fish for my tea so it's not all bad. I did a spectacular squirty poo n the middle of town yesterday. Truly awesome. Rory
Hey guys! GUYS! @Beanwood @Hollysdad @selina27 I'm sorry my stupid hoomans dragged me off from you all, we were having great fun weren't we? And Casper mate, I really really really need to finish that really important and interesting thing I was telling you....I know that you wanted to listen really, you were just pretending to go growly, weren't you? Anyway, my stupid stupid stupid mum and dad took me off to the swimmy pond, so I did some swimmies for them but then I thought that was enough so I ran off back to find you all, and I sniffed you all and was followingfollowingfollowing but then STUPID mum came up to me and tied that stupid rope on me and I had to drag her back to the car. I think I'd nearly caught up with you all, mum had had to chase me for ages and ages.... well that will serve her right for being so stupid. Anyway, it was really great to see you all and I love you love you love you and I can't wait til next time (although mum is looking funny at me and saying that that might be a long wait, I don't know what she means....) Happy Pongo xxxx
Pongo mate, you nearly found us! I waited and waited....ears cocked, cos we thought we heard you! Well I knew it was you....but the hoomans stood for a while listening carefully.....but they got all confused, of course, they couldn't smell you like I did, but used those tiny squiggles on the sides of their head...it was funny really! Hope you are OK, sorry I was a bit growly...you're the best...love Casper xx
Well Pongo @Rosie I did miss you on the Pack walk, I don't know, you boys I had a lovely time , Beekon Vioo is a special place. I got some eggstra training frum Bramble, Caspar and Bensons Mum @Beanwood, I kep answerin their whissell and I got sardine treats ! The old girl sez she's going to get cuckin for me. I love the Pack Father @Hollysdad for tekkin us there. Harley @Naya I did miss you. I got home jus before 2, I said it's teeea time for sure, she said it's not, I said I think you'll find it is, I jus kept wagging my tail and I got my tea !! I did! But it wasn't quite enuff so I asked for seconds and I got them! Parrently I'm on something called a Post Spay Diet -- well that can start tomorrow
Oh and I should at the end the hoomans got a bit odd, lovely Mrs@Hollysdad passed a dish round, offered them all dog biscuits! Well they didn't know if it was a joke cos its the First of April. But they ate them not knowing if it was a Bonio or what. Twas quite funny, they thought they might have to play find it games and run round the carpark hunting for them llike we do
I haven't been to daycare again today cos Mother's stopped barking now and is fun again! I have been GoodGirlJoy all day long and I gave mother a hand sock thing that I found on the back of a boat and she gave me carret. Now I am having my Kong by the fire and Mother and Trev are having I think they said jin and Kong-its but I can't see the Kong-it bit and I think I would know one if I saw one by now. Mnummnummnum. Joy.x.
We went out with the squeaker today. Yep she's still squeaky and a pain. I gave her kisses now that made her squeak. We jumped in puddles too she had sparkly glitter wellies. She just says Rory Rory Rory do this do that so I just ignored her and gave her a dirty look. That made her mum laugh,. She says she looks at the squeaker like that too. The squeaker is why her mum drinks. So she says. I like the squeaker but she never shuts up. ever. Rory
I went to GunPig class again yesterday. I was Very Excellent and then I was Abysmal which I don’t know what it means but I think it is better than Very Excellent and it was certainly more fun. Everyone said I was a Good Boy. I don’t know why everyone thinks I am a good boy when I am actually a bad girl but I let them think it for a while because I was getting lots of sardine cake. Mummy says that she should get a flowery collar for me. I got to boing over hay bales getting my dummy and I got to boing into a pen to do stop whistles. I like boinging. Then we got home and mummy gave me a DUVET again and then I slept from 9pm until 10.30am without moving because I had been pretending to be a good boy dog for so long it had tired me out. It’s hard being a good boy dog when you are really a bad girl Pig.
You are sooo lucky Pig - I loved doing gundog things but Mr gundog man doesn't like me anymore since I ate his phessie, and he doesn't want to train me now . And, after a lovely day yesterday with roastie chikken, and hooman sister and her Tom coming to see me, Mum has said she is going away this week and leavin me with Dad . Dad is boring, no fun on walks And he gets all my dinners wrong so I know I will be starvin . If I put on my miserable face, perhaps Mum won't go. Ripple
Dads are often kibble brains in my experience, so if he is distracted you could try to pretend he hasn’t fed you and then you get double dinner Uh oh I will DEFINITELY nom any phessies that turn up at gunpig class. But I think that’s all part of being Abysmal so it’s expected really.
It's not fair Moo gets fish crunches venison sausage and tripe sticks for her tea and I get kibble. She's so spoilt. I lost my mind again today I met my friends Flynn and paddy. I love Flynn i forget who I am and running with him is the best. I wanted to go home with him. I'm just a big fickle Rory.
Stake! I had stake! Mum couldn't finish her cattelmans so kept it for me for treats. I luv steak even more than chikkin. So I was a good boy all evening and just sat on the mat and didn serf the couch even once so I could have more. Rory not fare Moo gets nice stuff to eat and you didn't. I'd run away too
Forgot to menshun...I peeped over Mum's shoulder when she was looking at her phone and saw the video...herein called THE EVIDENSE. It was her litter sisters daughter and her stupid dog that is as big as my head and has big fluffy ears...and the dog was sitting on her lap at an outdoor table and was being fed chips! Im gunna complain to the Neglected and Starving Pooches association (NASPA) and demand new parents...ones who feed me chippies!!
