Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Sven

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    Daddy has gone back to work today. I tried my bested sad face, but did not help. Apperantly mummy said he was officially unemployed for a couple of days last week. She laughed when she was saying it, well no idea what unemployed means, all I know was that he was at home from Wednesday last week. Apperantly he got a new job to pay for more thungs, those thungs had better be for me. Mummy was at home from Friday. I had loads of fun and got long walks on the beach with Daddy and it was not even weekend. Well I think he got more thungs for me, because I got a new toy last week and I loved loved it so much. I was in and out of the water retrieving it all the time. So much fun fun fun.
    I slept really well on daddys pillow next to him, mummy said I am a little madam.
    Then at weekend I lost an hour and woke extra early, according to Daddy. I dont know what he means, all I knew it was time to get up as my tummy said so.
    Hope everybody had a good Easter and got some Easter eggs, I got 2 eggs. I normally only get 1.
     
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    I have just got soaked through in the rain for the second day running. This I don't mind. No, I love getting wet in the rain. But this wretched "drying Robe". This I Do Not Like. Give me a good rub down with a towel any day, that can turn into a super game of chase/tug/rub/squirm - loads of fun. But no. Here I am in this stupid dressing gown thing. The only good thing is my friends cannot see me!

    Vanilla, I didn't get any eggs. Not one. Eggs is not compatible with my weekend die-it :( So mum says.

    - Coco
     
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    Me and mummy are at Nanna’s. I run round and round and round and don’t settle. And Nanna says I’ll give him a chew and mummy says noooo.

    So I run round and round and round and Nanna says I’m going to give him one. Then I sit and do my best good boy with my chew and Nanna says see that’s what he wanted.

    Nanna knows the score. Mummy says no, Nanna says yes.

    Stanley
     
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    I woke mummy up at six this morning instead of four and she STILL mumbled and moaned! That's not right is it? I'm going back to four o'clock.

    Amber.
     
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    Stanley, wish I had a Nanna, Nannas sound nice. I have got personpuppies though and they are also nice and play and give me treats even when I'm not really GoodGirlJoy.
     
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    Mum hasn't even gone yet and Dad has already eeten the yoghurt she bought for my Kongs :mad:.

    Please don't go twomorrow Mum :(.

    Ripple
     
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    AND he eeted Mums biscuits for her train jurney :eek: . Mum is furous.

    Ripple
     
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    Boy your Dad needs to go into timeout Ripple....naughty

    I'm goin to hospitel tomorrow - not sure what that is but I did hear Dad say I can't have any brekkyfast tomorrow! What!
     
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    Your dad's really norty Ripple. Maxx is right. Timeouts.

    - Coco
     
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    I dunno, he sounds like he might be a slow learner and timeout might not work. I recommend muzzle. Preventshun is important for Pig-daddies.
     
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    Ripple, your Dad sounds a bit like my dad. Mum is always mumbling "heneverlisens". The good news is that Dads sometimes make good mistakes, like leaving the cupboard to the garbage open, leaving chicken wings on low tables, giving treats we're not supposed to have...the list goes on. Hopefully your dad forgets lots while your mum is gone.

    Quinn
     
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    Dan came he makes funny noises and squeals it was a bit scary then I remember he always does that. I barked .a bit but ging put food in on and a.round his wheelchair and it was fine. I forgot about the funny noises I sat on Ros's knee and cuddled her she didn't like the kisses though. It was ok everyone loves me. I went on the wheelchair ramp it was fun I wanted to go for a ride in the van.
    Rory
     
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  13. Hollysdad

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    It's fishul- I'm slim. Dad took me to the bum man today and put me on the skaylz. I want to have bigger meals now.
     
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    That's good Holly more food is always good.
    Moo
     
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    I had a duck neck today. OMD! It was delishuss! I had to eat it in the garden cuz it was messy. It was amazing. AND I didn't get my food cut either. Feeling a bit full and happy today.

    - Coco
     
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    What does "full" feel like, Coco?
     
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    I'll ask if I can have a duck neck as my more food. It sounds lovely.
     
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    I’ve never been full. I never seem to get extra food either :(

    Mummy has been shopping today and I saw a chikkin go into the fridge. Maybe that’s for me?

    Stanley
     
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    I have been on a diat for the last 2 weeks, my hoomans said I needed to loos some because of my medication. Well simple answer don't give me medication, sorted. Anyhow they have now increased my food again as my tummy has been rumbling the last few mornings.
    Still dont think it is enough though
     
  20. edzbird

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    Had the bestest walk this morning. We went to the plantation, and there was LOADS of mud. I ran & ran through it - wheeeeee!! Then mum stood in it and it was deeper than she thought and it went in her boots. Both of them :D. I did lots of good things, stops, comes, fetches, sits, heels and I did get the bestest treats today. I got duck liver, pork sausage slices, beef (boring) and my favourite treat today - duck heart. Oh duck heart :heart:

    - Coco
     
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