I have been doing lots and lots of wees. Yesterday I did 2 wees in the house like a smallsmall puppy and I'm quite growed up now. Mother said she thort I had a youteaeye and took me to the vet. It wasn't vetmanchris so I was a bit scared. The new vetman felt round my tummy and said yes it was a youteaeye which was strange becos there was nothing wrong with my eyes. Then he stabbed me twice in the neck while mother cuddled me and gave me treats. Then he gave mother a little bottle thing and said he would need a sarmpel. Then Mother spent all evening chasing me round the garden trying to catch my wee and I didn't like it not one little bit. Now I have pilz but I like them they taste nice and Mother says GoodGirlJoy. Hoomans are veryvery strange aren't they? Joy.x.
I hate the rain, Stanley. It’s the worst. I prefer to hold my pee for the whole day than step paw out in the rain. I rub my wet face on mum’s legs if she forces me out into the rain. Doesn’t seem to work. Quinn
I LUV the rain Stanley. And may I sayz, the rain has made you look pertikularli handsum Reely showz of yur tail Lilly xxx
The foxes woke us up at early o'clock this morning so we all went and woke mummy up. We licked her face and climbed on her and she made lots of squealy noises and then took us outside to frighten the foxes off but she stamped her feet about and the foxys weren't there any more so we took her for a walk instead. Can you eat foxys? Amber.
I suppose you could I'm often torn it depends how rotten they are if they are squishy I go for a good roll in their decomposing flesh. It's stinks good Moo a stinker
Well feelin' better but still no park. Dad said he would take me round the block later so that'll have to do. Good thing is Mum felt sorry for me being crook and bought me a new toy....a big stuffed 'roo and I called her Kylie. Well you will never guess what the idiot woman did. She cut off Kylie's ears! Calmly got some sizzors and snip snip off they came. Why Mum why? Apparently they were too thin and I've have them off and down my gob in no time. Pfffft. Now Kylie looks like some weird alien beast probably from the same planet as alien bum-prober vet.
Maxx I have a Koala toy and I like all the loose paws on it. I chew and suck them then out of the blue they are gone and in my tummy....I loom all surprised when that happens. Normally they are cut off after a few days... It is to hot but excellent as I have been to the beach in the morning and evening for long swimmy fetch. Well last night was not so good. Daddy said to many idiots out with dogs who have no control. We only stayed 5min...I was very upset. But we went to the oval instead so suppose that was OK...
Well this is true and I try to tell my silly hoomans that when I tip over the bin and start diggin' through it
I don't like it at moment it is too hot. Daddy came home early today though... Rory you keep on recycling. It will save your household...
Mum found a spare dog this morning. We were driving home from a very nice walk and there it was, running up the middle of the road. She drove slowly after it, got out and called it "here Dog, come on Dog", waving MY Bonio biscuit - I don't think that was it's name because it ran off down a big long farm track. She tried and tried, but it was having none of it. My barking must have worked - I was worried about where she was going to put it - I like having the back of the car to myself. She posted it on the internet...and apparently it lives at the farm. Just as I was coming round to the idea of having a new friend.... - Coco
Ging wasn't much fun today see told me she was preoccupied. She was hurty and we had to come home early cos she couldn't do much and we had loads and loads of washing. A dog jumped up her and hurt her so I was extra good and she said the go home thingy and so I went I was so serious and good. Moo stopped being sick and ate her tea. She didn't eat her khong either but she wouldn't let me nick it.its been a strange day
Lucky Ging had you to protect her Rory. Wait til Moo is asleep then nick her Khong. No sense wasting it.
