I had extra food last before bedtime. I never have extra food, but did not think anything off it. Never turn down food. This morning no food, nothing, nada. No breakfast, even my walk had no treats... I think something is up and we will be going somewhere soon as even mummy is up I am starving Vanilla
Uh oh Vanilla, that happened to me a couple of weeks ago...a late night snack then nothing in the morning. Was starving. Then we went to alien bum-probing vet and he gave me a needle an it made me sleepy. But then I did lots of ''plosive runny poos an they rang dad to pick me up cos I couldn't have "the operation" with runny poos. Don't know what it all means but ''parrently it's all happening again tomorrow.
I know but I have had my Girly parts all sown up and I am fine, well apart from me itching. Maybe that is it they are going to fix my itching. I just had to watch daddy eat a piece of toast and nothing not even a single crumb. I have just layed down and made my feeling very clear. My stare is now the 'make the hoomans feel guilty and whine'
Nearly got myself a gob full of bready chicken last night. Dad was pushing little tiny bits of bread on the chicken after dunking it in egg and it was piling up on the plate. Shark eyes (me) watching carefully...waiting for the right moment to strike. It was on MY SIDE of the kitchen bench and therefore legally MINE. So waited until he turned away and up I jumped, got my paw across but just as I was about to knock it on the ground in walks bluddy Mum and shouts 'watch out' and Dad spins around and snatches my prize right from under my nose. NOT FAIR...WANT BREADY CHICKEN. It smelt SOOOO good when he cooked it and I didn get none. Not a crumb. Gunna leave home and join the circus. Hmph.
oh oh! I finally figured out how some doggies get the wee smell on the tree instead of the ground. You lift your leg up! I did it today and Dad gave me a big hug and said 'my big boy is growing up'. He rang Mum at work and said the same thing. So if I'm so grown up why don't I get to feed myself whenever I want? Anyway, enjoyed the moment....I do feel more growed up now
"Rabbit! I had rabbit! It was yummy. Mum ate some too. It was stew and mum made it. She is so clever sometimes. It was yummy, yummy, yummy. I love rabbit. Need more." Oooh I've never had rabbit before. I get chicken an Turkey every time mum makes it...she says its better for me than plain ole kibble an I agree! AAAANNNND I heard her talking about a big sale on Turkey this weeks, so I'm checking in the food place every day to see if I can find it. She says she got three whole turkeys Went to Petsmart yesterday, and I was so happy...but mum got me one of those face thingies, and is teaching me to walk on it. it doesnt hurt tho an she gives me lots of REAL treats. mums been kinda stingey on the treats lately...... she thinks she's tricky, feeding me kibble instead of treats but I know! Plus...I smell HOT DOGS in her pocket for today's walk! Gotta go!
Listen listen doggos! Something VERY strange has happened. Pig-mummy has got very fat and lazy recently. She huffs and puffs on walks and after she gives me my tub of sardines for recall she makes me pick up the tub for her. And today Pig-daddy told me that it is because she has a mini-hooman inside her tummy! Now I know for a fact you are not ‘sposed to eat mini-hoomans. I once tried a little nibble of one because it had sticky fingers and I got REALLY told off. So why is Pig-mummy allowed to eat a mini-hooman? And THEN pig-daddy said it was going to come out of her tummy at the start of September! Now if I eat something I shouldn’t it definitely doesn’t take that long to come out and if it does mummy gives me sweet pohtaytoes to eat. I’m very confused. Should I give Pig-mummy some sweet pohtaytoes? If it has to wait until September to come out won’t it be REALLY angry? I saw a mini-hooman in the village the other day and it seemed pretty angry too and was shouting loads. I don’t think I would like an angry mini hooman any other doggies have mummies that had this problem? Love, the Pig x
Oh my goodness Pig, that JUST happened to my cousins. Their mummy got very very fat, then left for a few days and came back with two tiny tiny humans. I don't know if they gave her sweet potatoes cause it took ages for her not to be fat anymore. I think you are going to be a BIG SISTER and probably you will get presents. Teeny tiny humans smell really nice and they look so fun in their tiny seats that I sometimes can't help myself and get a little zoomie on the couch. Lots come to visit at my house and I enjoy licking their heads, which taste quite nice, but eating and nibbling them is not allowed. Some mummies don't even like licking, which is odd. Quinn
Oh piggy that sounds like SO much fun! Mini hoomins are so much better than the big ones. Look after your mummy. It sounds like she’s going to need all of your help! Stanley
Ooh Pig, this happened to my mum! That's how we got mini-hooman Nathan! He was a bit annoying at first but they do vomit milk that you can quickly eat up and after a while they start dropping food everywhere! It's the best! And they get food all over them and you can try to lick it off (but make sure mum doesn't see that one)! But... Mum will get more and more boring for a while
Pig pig your mummies going to pop but first she will say bloodybloodyhellgivemeloadsofdrugsnooooowwwwwwww!.then you will have your very own mini human. They are great they smell divine and give you food. I borrow mics squeaker I like her kind of. Rory
Hmm these mini-hoomans don’t sound so bad after all. I also plan to steal all its toys. That’s what Pig Sisters do, right? Pig-mummy went to the bum-lady today and they looked at the mini hooman (I don’t know how, maybe through her belly button) and apparently it is a girl hooman. But if it’s anything like it’s Pig Sister it might have to wear flowery collars to stop people calling it a Good Boy. It can borrow one of mine if it wants.
Girl humans like purple glittery wellies planting seeds and are very bossy pig. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun together they like puddles too.
Well I like stealing wellies, eating compost and running round with a trowel in my mouth so this sounds like it is shaping up nicely
That's all very 'citing Pig! I'm starving 'cos no breakfast for me...and no walk either...Dad said we are off to the alien butt-probing vet soon...don wanta go
Oh yes! The toys! Everyone brings mini hooman fluffy squishy teddies! Oh, and their tiny socks! You can fit sooooo many in your mouth in one go but they don't smell quite as good as daddy's.
Pig we dont have any mini hummans here, but loads of my hoomans friend have them they are really really fun. They play with you all the time and also give you their food.... Maxxx you need to run away, this happened to me yesterday. No breakfast no other food nothing. Then a really really long drive, I knew se where going back to that new bum man that we saw last week. Well my hoomans left me there and I then woke up with a lot of my beautiful ever so beautiful fur gone from my side and loads of marks. I will get daddy to take a picture to show. Apparently I am allergic to loads of things and will need medication. I am not very happy...
