Well done Stanley! I'v not managed that for yonks and yonks - Mum always gets me on my lead first Lilly x
The thing is not to get caught. Especially not by the fisherman. Our mate Solomon is really good at it.
Guys Ive just had a special dog beer. My auntie got me it from a dog shop and i drank ot all in one go. I hope i dont get what mum and dad do when they dwink beer A hangover??? I see why they drink so much its very tasty.
Dan came today he tastes nice but makes so scary noises. I was good though and only barked a little. I got used to the noises he makes and he played with my ears. He liked my squeeky toys which is strange for a big human and played with them. Moo says he's just noisy and Doug used to lie with him on the floor and let Dan cuddle him. He didn't lie on the floor today I might have been braver if he had he's really big.
Luna you'll love your daddy. They're the best! They're the people who say yes when mum says no and they throw the ball much further than mums! Stanley
Beardy got a new Dyson he told me it'd got a special bit for polishing my nose. He let me touch it. It was so soft on my nose and it felt nice. I think he might be telling porkies though I'm fabulous and my nose is super shiny. Ging says he's just a big tease, he is too.
Look what Santa Fox left in our garden! I ran and ran and ran and ran with it and Wispa chased me. I'm not going to drop it, EVER! Tuppy
My daddy's wonderful. He takes me for the bestest walks. Today he took me sploring in a new part of the Forestofdean. I like sploring because there are lots of new smells.
I was YOOSFOOL! At least that's what mum and dad are telling me. They are saying they are in Shokk (wherever that is) because they never thought I'd be YOOSFOOL but I was. I think it is a good thing. I don't really understand, all that happened was that we were on a walk and then dad got all grumpy because he'd dropped one of those glove things and he couldn't find it, and then mum said to me "find daddy" so I put my nose to the ground and found where he had walked and followed it and followed it and of course there was his glove. And I got some chicken. Does anyone understand any of this? Pongo xxx
My Mum says she always teaches her dogs to find gloves cos she says its YOOSFUL - that must be it Pongo. She did try and teach me but the glove was very tasty so I was going to eat it, that wasn't right apparently. She's been teaching me with her big oven gloves so I can't eat them (what's the fun in that ), but she doesn't wear them when we go for a walk so I don't see how I can find them when we're out. My Mum's always doing really odd things like this . Ripple
That's brilliant Pongo . My mum asked me to be YOOSFOOL and take some cardboard to the RESICLING box but that doesn't make sense - I go to the RESICLING box when I need to take some cardboard out for a chew . Mind you, she says I am YOOSFOOL when I bring her slippers. Though sometimes I don't give them to her straightaway cos I like walking round in circles with a slipper in my mouth, don't you?
Mum keeps annoying me, its really warm in the living room.... she keeps moaning saying why wont he settle bu its clearly because im too hot! Why wont she listen ? :') I think dad made her order me a cooling mat, maybe ill sleep now.
Mummy was doing something very strange earlier. I was bringing her all the shoes I could find and she was laughing and calling me a GOOD GIRL but was also groaning. I think she's a bit confused. She said something about me being a "little moo" and a "nitemare". Holly, what do you think she means? Do you think I need to try to bring her more shoes? Luna
When dad's confused I find that bringing his slippers and looking cute seems to sort him out. Maybe your mum wants slippers instead of shoes? Holly
