Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. edzbird

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    No, that's OK Ripple. You had your bit, it's only fair to let mum have a munch. YOu are very lucky, I have NEVER found anything on the beach to eat, 'cept seaweed. I found a dead and rotting bird, but opted for rolling in it after being told "FORTHELOVEOFALLTHATISALIVECOCO LEAVE IT!"

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  2. SteffiS

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    Mmmm, I spose you're right Coco. As long as she doesn't start wanting to share my dog poo finds.

    And you must be goin to the wrong beeches, they are full of things to munch here :).

    Ripple
     
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    Ripple you always have to share even the specual ones. If your mum does not the give her a good lick just so that she knows what she is missing out on. I do that to my mum, but she is never grateful. Daddy is OK in general, but at times he knows.

    I found a rat on beach last few days, but now Daddy said no more and picked it up. No one else ever wanted it, just me.

    Oh oh I nearly forgot all my friends where at the beach yesterday and we played swimmy fetch. But then I had to show them all that big black ball. We all enjoyed it, like all 5 of us. We would not let anyone else in on our treasure. But we sll had to go for a long swim before we went home...then I did not want any treats. Daddy thought that was strange, but then he said 'you not feeling well, going to be sick'. Well yes when I got home on on the nice clean floor that Daddy cleaned yesterday.. I did not want to eat it again, it was to watery....

    Rory - you should have been here to play we could have shared the big black ball.
     
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    Mum is making yoghurt - she has let me lick EVERYTHING :happy:. I love Mum today.

    Ripple
     
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    That's cos you're a super good boy Ripple. Me not so much I've been extra norty today he he he. Im supposed to be on short calm walks with not going in rivers or ponds because my proud lemur tail has gone floppy. It's much more proudly erect and perky now but ging is being strict with me because she wants me better and not hurty. She called back from the river and the brook I came like a good boy, she called me back from the small pool and the super smelly muddy ditch and I came because I am a good boy. But you didn't call me away from the muddy green swampy wallow did you ging, you forgot it was there didn't you he he he. It made her laugh and my tail was a bit sad but it was great and I was totally green slimy and had the muddiest bum ever. It was great but we had to go home and I had a warm wash down. My lifes great really we played on the sofa when we got home and I threw my bed around a bit:)
     
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    Mummy and daddy are going on holiday soon without me :(

    So mummy is on a di-et again. I’m glad it’s not me this time.

    BUT that woman, she takes some liberties! She made me go running with her :eek: I don’t get to go on holiday but I have to do the running, it doesn’t seem fair! And she can’t even keep up with me, it’s a bit embarrassing really!

    Stanley
     
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    They are really embarrassing Stan it just a cross us labradors gave to bare.
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    I did JILLITY! I did JILLITY! I haven't done Jillity for ages and ages and ages but mum said getinthecarpongo and we drove and drove and then we were in a field and TREATLADY was there! And I love her and we did running and jumping and TUNNELTUNNELTUNNEL and I got sooooooo many treats and Treatlady said he's really good he remembers it all and mum said I was very good and she apologised to ME because she got it wrong and I got it right and I lovelovelove Jillity!!!!
    And it was only me and mum and Treatlady tonight because it was a wunntoowunn but in a few weeks I can go to JILLITY KLASS again and there will be other dogs there and I can play with them all the time and ignore mum completely and jump on all the other dogs and make mum cry.
     
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    Ooooo -- Pongo I fink I'm gunna hav a go at Jillity :) I dunno wot tis but I've heard old girl say we're gunna go to a Jillity Trial Seshun. She finks I might like it cos parrently I hav springs 4 legs and I luv jumpin. Thing is though she's got creaky knees so tis gunna be a larf:pull: :nod:.
    I spect I will have headburst loopy moment and have hold on to her arm, but now I am 2 perhaps not, we will see.
     
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    I did jillity tonite as well Pongo, and Mum was soooo slow I had time to stop and eet grass in between the jumps. Mum got confused as well and didn't know which way we were goin so I eeted more grass :).
    I don't think Mum did very well, cos jillity lady said 'well done Ripple' but she didn't say well done Mum:shake:.

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    Cassie, you are going to LOVE Jillity! It's a really good game where you run fastfastfast and jumpjumpjump and then everyone gets excited and says goodboypongocleverboypongo and gives you TREATS! And it starts off easy when you just have to runrunrunrunrun towards your mum and try to knock her over. And then you get to go through the TUNNEL oh Cassie the tunnel is great you go in one end and runrunrun and by the time you come out the other end you are going even faster! And the curvy tunnel is even better you go sooooo fast, and mum says it is like the partikkelsellerator at sern but I don't know what she is on about.
     
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    My mum is slow too Ripple, I went into the tunnel and I came out the other end and she was still running toward the tunnel so of course I ran towards her and we went bump and Treatlady said mum didn't go the right way fast enough and mum apologised to ME and that makes a change I must say.
     
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    Oh, jillity sounds like so much fun! I wonder how I get my mum to let me do jillity? I love running and jumping and treats! Not sure what a turnel is though o_O
     
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    Come and do Jillity with me Ella!!!
     
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    It's something to do with fizicks Pongo. It means you might split into 2 and/or the pigs bosun will be seen, Or Buckie's balls? sounds like fun. Lots of Pongos would be awesome too. Well something like that anyway,. It is fizicks though. There's quantum fizicks too now that's just madness it makes ging swear
     
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    Ella, my mum says you are super smart and good at bedience so you would be reallyreally good at jility! Jility is wayyy more fun than bedience. When I'm at my bedience class I sometimes just run through the jility tunnel when no one is paying attention to me! The tunnel is almost better than treats (yes, I said it!).

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    Oh wow, Rory. You are clever. I think my head is going to explode.
     
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    That's just what ging says Pongo, she also says this is what happens when you let fizicists into your house. They are worse than squirrels in the roof they keep you up all night and b*gg*r the electriks
     
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    Fizicks sounds much harder than jillity Rory, I think I'll just do jillity without the fizicks.

    Ripple
     
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    That's the problem Ripple fizicks is everywhere and we are doing it all the time, even when we are asleep :eek: oh and I have a theory that labs or doggies tummies are black holes because the pull in dark matter ging says we can't do anything without fizicks so when you do jility you are using fizicks.
     
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