Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by Beanwood, Dec 3, 2016.
SHHHH EVERYONE! A HOOOMAN GOT IN!!!
Well blow me down with a fever , this fing stuk its head right in the car window, my car window ! Mummy says its a baby orse , it looks like a giant to me ,but I didn't bark at it, Nelly x
No way is that a baby Nell its massive!
I have been to the bum lady AGAIN. Mumsie says we live there and apparently I am ‘costing a fortune’ - whatever that means. Bum lady said I was a dear girl and a very good girl - she gave me treats. I had to have dye in my eyes and then she looked in my eyes with funny mirrors in her hand. Mumsie had asked me to go middle which I did and I let bum lady faff around with my eye lids. When she had finished I rolled onto my back and let her rub my tummy - she seemed to enjoy that ‘cos she was laffing lots.
I have been very bisy all week helping Mother in the garden. We did some digging and I helped, then Mother pulled some plants up, which I thort you are not allowed to do but I helped by kissing Mother's face evry time she bent over. Then Mother was all happy becos she said that quite a few of the plants that she thort had been totally distroid by A CERTAIN PUPPY last summer were growing back, just as Trev said they would when she was chasing A CERTAIN PUPPY round the garden not knowing whether to larf or cry. Well! Which puppy was that? It must have been some other puppy that got in while I was sleeping. I do remember me and Mother having lots of fun chasing in the garden but distroying plants? ME?! No no, can't have been me. Everyone knows I am GoodGirlJoy.
Unless you bring kibble or cheeze, obviously.
Love, the Pig x
All - Maybe the hooman cane in to advise us on how to look after our patients and do a proper quick operation on them....and yes cheeze, kibble, biscuits chips, really anything tasty is fine with us....
PS: unless she is a spy sent in by our hoomans and is taking all this information back to them... if so deny all knowledge
Oh Pig, Squeaky Frog must have something wrong if he's squeaking. He must have a big pain somewhere. I would try looking for the squeaky bit if I were you and take it out quickly. I don't like thinking my toys are in pain.
Tuppy (trying to be helpful usual )
Tuppy, you're wrong... AGAIN! Squeaky toys tell us when they want us to play, but how are we supposed to know that when you've chewed all the squeakers?
PS I've still got my squeaky hedgehog, but you're not going to find it ever. It's all mine.
That's what you think.
I'll take any human who has a ball.
An also more toys pleez or you're OUT Hooman. An jus you, don you go bringin' any frends or we will have to stage a hunger strike
What am I sayin' !
Quiet, young Maxx....
Fella hang you head in shame! food strike are you mad?
Maxx I am going to have to come over and explain something to you. I think if I set of now, I should make it by Sunday.
Never ever ever ever say you or us are going on hunger strike.
Happy to go on cuddle strike because that upsets the hoomans more. They then come and are really nice to us and give us food...
Sorry everyone, lost my furry mind for a second there.
Looking forward to meetin' you Vanilla! We can play with my new ball and do zoomies around the yard. There's a deck and then some stairs and then another deck then some more stairs so you can go round and round and never ever can the Hoomans catch you!....unless they gang up and approach from both ends but then you can just jump into the garden and there's lots of bushes to get lost in
I just think I'm on a food strike..... I'm always hungry