Ooh Cassie, I made Mumsie larf yesterday. Daddy Hooman was chasing me in the garden doing his grizzly bear thing . I got the zooms. I tore round the garden with my legs tucked under my bum. Mumsie was larfing loads. I was SO tired after . Red
Oh Red sometimes my legs get all tucked under my bum too! And my mum and dad say "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Ella's got zoomies! Tonight, mum made me stand very still, then she bounced and jumped around and gave me cheese for standing still! Sometimes these hoomans can be very strange.
Nooo, Squidge! Don't go near dishwashers! They're nasty, attacking monsters! Our dishwasher tried to grab my collar, so I pulled and pulled and ran away upstairs, but a bit of the nasty dishwasher came with me and clattered and banged and was very scary. Be warned...! Tuppy
My cat went missing for a few days and mummy kept running around clucking like a mad hen. She didn't find my cat. The cat just walked back in after four days and ate my food! I knew she would come back ok but I do worry about mum sometimes. Amber.
Oh nose, Tuppy, that sounds scary! I've never seen a monster in our washdisher and I've looked very hard! Maybe it just liked your shiny collar and was trying to get that? I'm not allowed to wear pretty things in the house, I have to go nekkid!! Squidge
I just smuggled my chewie stick into the house and crunched up bits all over the carpet. Mum will be surprised.
I had a thorn in my ear but it's fine ging got it out and I tried to eat some ritual of Ayurveda hand balm but ging said I don't think so fella. I've had a massage and am going to have a nap, my tea was nice and I had a big walk so I'm very sleepy
I've got a bit of a poorly ear. It smells. I might have to see the Bum Man tomorrow. I had ice cream again today. And I played Hoze. And water pistol. It's really warm here. - Coco
So do I now. Mum says that tort her a lesson! Tuppy PS It also means she can't grab me when I want to keep my favrit ball to myself! I won't even give it up for treats...
We walked in the brook but gings wellies have gone back to the shop cos they leak so she couldn't come in I love when she comes in but sometimes she falls in I laugh but don't tell. Well she laughs too.
It's bin raining here all day. That's OK it makes the tar-git poles really easy to pull out of the ground which is one of my favouritist things to do. It makes Mum squeak. She says she might have it on video to show the hoomans. Heh. I'm famus! Squidge
We had a bar-bee-cue again & I was still really hot & panty. Mum showed me some shady place to lie, but I was still too hot so...yay!! I got another go of the hoze - yippeeeeee! And I got sossij. And I got chicken. And I got steak. And I got lambie-thing that looked like cat-poo-on-a-stick. Holly - where can I get a muddy puddle? I really really want one now. Not used to this sunny weather. - Coco
I've got a funni itch on my leg, I have to keep licking it and it's gone all baldy. Mum says I might have to see billy the bum man if I don't leave it alone. It's itchy, what's a boy supposed to do? Ripple
Ripple - don't lick it. I did that to my paw and it became raw. I had to see bum lady and now I have to have cream and have a big silly cone on me when my hoomans are mot here....not impressed. I wish we could have a barbeeque, but daddy said it is to cold now.
