Random hoomans...by our dogs..

Discussion in 'Labrador Chat' started by Beanwood, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. Sven

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    I don't feel upside down, well unless I role around on my back with my feet in the air like they just don't care.

    I love the barbeekews but we have not had any for aagggeeesss. Don't you have good ones with loads if different food that always tastes gooooddd
     
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    Beaches are just the best , seaweed is the best , I`ve had the bestest day , ever ! I wish I could meet all you luverly dogs cos I just love Labradors , but Mummy says we are too remote , don't know what remote is but it sucks , Nelly xxxx
     
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    We haven’t been to a beach for aaages. I used to love playing on the beaches in Scotland when we had lots of long, long holidays with the mini-humans. The journey in the car was a bit boring (Tuppy didn’t like it much), but I slept and slept until I could smell the sea. There was one beach where suddenly there would be lots of other heads in the water watching us swimming - mum said they were seals.

    I hope we can go there again sometime, but mum says we’re going to somewhere called Cornwall this summer, so maybe I’ll find beaches there. Just hoping...

    Wispa
     
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    Well I'm pretty sure I'm in the same place as Vanilla so I must be upside down too? Boy is it confusin' but I would really love to meet you all. I overheard Mum and Dad talking about going to you-rup next year so will they be upside down there too?
     
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    A diffrent sort of Norty came to me this morning. We were on the beach, as it happens, after our walk. Mum did a Chuckit for me, but instead of running back with the ball, I ran into the sea. It felt nice. Then I noticed some birds in the water, so I chased, but they flew away. I could hear a very faint "coco leave"..Anyhows, I dropped my ball into the shallow stream flowing down the beach and set about paddlin' & sniffin'. There's that faint noise again "coco, your ball. get your ball". Oooh look at this green seaweed...I think I'll have a good roll in it, kick kick roll. The noise gets louder as mum gets nearer. "COCO WHATTHEDEVILAREYIROLLINGIN?" "WHERESYOURBLOODYBALLGONE". Discretion being the better part of valor I stood up and set about looking for the ball. We're both staring out to sea wondering how far it has gone...there's a fisherman in a boat - maybe he can see it....Suddenly I noticed the ball a little way up the beach, where I left it of course!

    I can't have been that norty cuz I got the rest of my Chuckits OK.

    - Coco
     
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    Nelly! Nelly! I met your Bigbruvversam when I was little so maybe one day I can come back to remote and meet you too! Mum says not yet though because I'd bounce on you and squish you.

    Bouncing and squishing is the best!

    Squidge
     
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    Dad and i went sploring today. I got very muddy, had a swim in the river and got got snorted at by a boar. I hope we can go sporing again tomorrow.
     
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  8. kateincornwall

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    Oh Wispa , I live in Cornwall and there are millions of beaches, well a lot, maybe I will see you on one ! Lots of Labradors come to Cornwall cos its fab xx
    Luna , my bigbrotherSam told me that he had met you and your brother, sister and Mummy , he said you were sweet and that he loved you, soppy fing , Nelly xx
     
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    Nelly, I'm coming to Cornwall next week!!!!! Mom and dad keep saying if I am norty I won't get to go and will have to stay at home with grumpycatjess but I know that is an empty fret as I herd them say they planned to the whole hollyday around me and paid extra money for a perfect dogfrendly place. Cos I'm worf it.
     
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    I bet you are coming too , hoomans are norty sometimes ! You will love Cornwall , its brilliant , if you see a tiny white fluffball on a beach , that`ll be me , Nelly xxxx
     
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    I had to see billy the bum man with my licky leg, I fort he was going to look at my bottom bits so I sat reeelly hard on them, but he only wanted to see my leg.
    I got creem for it.

    Ripple
     
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    My bum exploded totally. Ging said mmmmmm that's why you've been super quiet. Never mind gave me nice tea to make it better. I feel ok now. I played with one if my girlfriend's today she kept slipping me with her paws
    She's a bit of a feisty girl I like em like that.
     
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    It's raining! Like REALLY REALLY rainin'...Dad said 'we need an Ark Maxx'. He says strange things sometimes. I dragged my warm blanky out of bed, out the back door and left it in a puddle - just because - and Dad wasn' happy...he said 'How are we going to dry it Maxx? We don't have a dry-er'.
     
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    Mums got toast and mamalaid. I love my mum.
     
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    I like your mum too ............Annie :chuckle:
     
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    We go no rain Maxx, but dad attached MY sprinkler to the hose last night and I had great fun. I dragged it all around and the Hoomans were squealing and running away and I got soaked. Then I did get towelled off and that was great fun too. Until I decided tug would be a good idea, then dad said we'd done enough towelling. If your blanky is still wet Maxx, why not take it indoors & play tug with it. You dad will love that.

    - Coco
     
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    Last night, I saw a man human taking things from our yard! I barked as loud as I could from my window telling him to stop! Turns out, it was just my Dad :oops: Mum says I'm getting a bit too comfortable using my voice. But I'm just taking my job of protecting my yard from strangers and squirrels seriously, since I'm a grown up dog now.

    Quinn
     
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    Mummy and Daddy took me to a place called Looe today, I`ve been before and its grand x I saw the hooj lifeboat in the special shed and the lifeboat man gave me a custard crème biscit which was a bit big for me but I managed it ! I luv the smels in Looe , those pasty fings are everywhere and fish and chips too , hoomans seem to eat all the time , Nelly x
     
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    My next door neighbour Molly (she’s very pretty) had a super duper ball. I really liked it so when no one was looking I stoled it through the fence.

    It was my prized possession. But daddy gave it back to mollys mummy :mad:

    So I cried and cried and cried and mollys mummy said if it means that much to me I can have it.

    Mummy says we’re going to have to buy Molly a new ball. I’ll probably steal that one too.

    Stanley
     
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    I discovered :poop:today and boy is it tasty!!! Horse :poop:and cow :poop:, yum yum yum!

    Mum went ekk! Now she won’t let me lick her :(

    Pepper
     

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