there was cake in the hedge big bits of cake . Ging made me stay on my lead til I was far away from it she spoils all my fun. I was bloody hungry too.
There was a funny noise this morning. Mummy said it was the alarm clock. It is a Sunday morning. I am normally the alarm for my mum and dad. But this was early, it woke me from my sleep and I stood up like a flash and looked for it. Did not like it at all, I normally give them a bit of extra sleep (only 5minutes mind you). I did get my breakfast early though, but now they have gone out without me...they said they be back 'in a minute'. These minutes are very long though...
I am very sexy....actually quite gawgus...I would like a nice handsome boy dog..if you would like to come round and play with me...????? Bramble
Jake that's who you need he us the best boy dog ever, when I see him I cry he is lovely. So handsome.
Oh dear Bramble, where's your self respect? Pull yourself together girl and make those boys work for your attention!
Bramble Your lucky that your humans will allow you to be flirty, mine won't. When we are out for a walk I wiggle my booty, but all I get told is behave yourself....I am a teenager after all.... Vanilla
Well if you ask me......boyz just are a newsenz. Just growl at them. You don't need no puppeeeez hanging of yourz earz girlz. No no no. Lilly x
We saw Ollie his scars are huge though. He was as friendly as ever. I sang to him I think he liked it. I tried to run away there was a curry in the hedge. I got a bit but ging made me leave it . I tried a dash for it a but later but im not a quick as i was. I was just testing her reflexes really. I've had a bit of a pamper too my furs so shiny now . I don't brush up too bad for an old girl. Time for a nap in my cosy bed.
Well, what can I say. That was WEIRD. I got in the car with mum and dad but we didn't go to walkieplace we went to a WEIRD WEIRD place. It smelled really funny and there was all hard stuff like what the cars go on but it was EVERYWHERE. And we went in a house and my unclepaul and auntiekath were there!! And they gave me FOOOOOD and that was good. But mumanddad had brought my bed-thing too and my dinner-bowl and lots of my stuff and that was weird. And then it was getting late and they were all talking and laughing and playing a silly game and I tried to tell mumanddad that it was time to go and sleep now and time to go back to my garden now and they didn't listen. And then they tied themselves to me with that lead thing and then we went out on the hard stuff and I went sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff and there were LOTS of smells and noisy car things with GREAT BIG SHINY LIGHTS on them but we didn't get to my garden we just got back to that house. And then mum gave me my bedtimebiskit and shut the door and I had to sleep THERE!!!! Like, not in my real room! Like, not on my sofa! So I slept on my bed a bit but it was a little odd. And then it got lighter and dad came in and then mum came in and then we went on the hard stuff again and I found a bit of proper grass that smelled OK and did a HUGE poo and that was good and then we went back in the house thing and then I had my breakfast and helped them with their FOOD and then I went in the car and now I am back in my home. What a weird thing. I'm going to sleep now and try to figure it all out. Pongooooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PS Mum says I'm a sitty-dog now. I don't know what she means, I've always done a nice sit, what has changed?
I think, Pongo, what you experienced was an ADVENCHURE (?spelling). I love the sound for your enormous poo - that must have been amazing. Your mum & dad have a magic car by the sounds of it. It takes you to advenshers (spelling still doesn't look right!) and back. Lucyk Pongo. - Coco
Oh Bramble I'd play with you. I'm SO handsome, everyone says so. I love playing. I love dogs. I love everyone. We can bounce about - Coco
Oh no, they got me. I went to Doggy day care and I had so much fun playing and playing. But then mummy never came for me so I thought brill, I must be staying here and playing forever and ever. But then she came. And I had to stop playing hmpfff. But she's doing that nice thing when she wraps me up and we have snuggles and she kisses my nose. Maybe I could do with a little rest from playing. Zzzzz Stanley
We went to another beeeech today. It was brilliant, and I got to swim lots because it wasn't very wavy like some of them are. I said hi to some new doggies, too, boys and girls. I was on my best behaviour and didn't say any bad words to anyone, even those silent words I sometimes say by standing on my tippy toes and making my hair stand up. I even said hi to a SPANYAL and I don't normally like SPANYALS. Mum said I was reeelyreeelygood and so she bought me some more ballies from the shop because Willow lost one the other day, silly gurl. Bramble, I think I would like to come and play with you! Black girls are my absolute most favouritist. I met a gawjus girly at the beeeech today who was half Labrador and half Flatty. She looked like Willow but much prettier, because Willow is my sister and she's annoying sometimes. Shadow
I had a play on the beeeech too! I paddled loads and was very brave. I met the strangest looking dog. Mum said it was called a pug. It looked like he'd run into a wall. And I met a little human who was running and squealing and she was so much fun!! Her Grampy said she was running away from the monsters, but I didn't see any monsters. I'm glad, I think monsters might be scary. Luna
Bramble I would like to come and play with you but I'm not sure my best girl-friend Harley would want me to. But I am sure you are very pretty too.
Awwwww!!! Pongo and Shadow pleeaaaasssee come and play with me! Some nice boys came to see me... They howled and howled... Ohhhhh I am so sexy!!!! I wasn't allowed to play with them.... Hummmmmpffff! Bramble
Very magical we found a whole roast turkey one day and a pile of prawns another. My personal favourite was a big pile of very firm sick mmmmm
