I've switched my barking to random mode. I don't care I can't really hear it. I think it must be loud though. This morning at breakfast I chased the toy boy round for a bit too. Had a bark had breakfast. Bounced around a bit tried to eat my own poo and was generally a bit of an arse. it was great had, my old back rubbed too ...nice. just got my khong and when I've done that having a nap. That's how I like my mornings. Its all about me really. Moo
Its all very confusing. Two days ago a big metal thing arrived outside the house. Yesterday I went for a walk and when I came back there were two men taking my kitchen away and putting it in the big metal thing. Where am I going to get my titbits from if the kitchen goes away? By teatime I was feeling very upset and took ages to settle down for my evening snooze. When we went to bed last night I was still upset and had to sleep on mum and dad's heads to calm myself down. The men have come back again today and are taking bits of the wall. Dad keeps giving me reassuring cuddles, but I'm not very happy.
Oh, no, Holly! That's really bad. I hope your mum and dad have found some treats for you today. What about your meals and what about all-those-bits-that-just-happen-to-fall-from-the-worktop? I'd be really worried if I were you. I couldn't bear to be without my treats! Tuppy
Don't worry, Holly, kitchens are EVERYWHERE! I used to think that ours was the only one, but I've found that most people's houses have one. So, if yours doesn't come back, just move next door. Willow
I'm vewey, vewey tired! Mummy took me for a fing called a 'fwee wun' this morning wiv my sista. It was fun! But biting my sista's face is still the best fun! I may be too tired to eat my tea!! Mollie xx
I woke mum and dad up at 3:30am today just for fun. Never done it before thought id give it a whirl...
You got HAGGIS Pongo!? My grandpa is something called Scott-tish and he sneaks me sooo many treats like turkey, ham, steak and pork but he has only talked about haggis...I wonder if I will get some next time he visits?? I don't even know what it is, but I like all food except something yucky called celery. So I'm sure I would love haggis. I'm going beg harder next time I see him to try and get some! Quinn
We didn't have one for ages it will be fine. There's food everywhere you just have to use your imagination and be adaptable. I ran away in my younger days went to a local hotel and ate a load of raw smoked bacon from one of their bins. I was so square I could hardly walk I was so full I was very burpy in fact I felt a bit sick. Yes sick, imagine. Sadly I was sick later it looked Iike a big pile of slimy eels it was huge I tried to eat it again but that ging stopped me. I think she secretly wanted my bacon.
I bet Ging spirited the sick away & feasted on it. That's what the Hoomans do, you know, when they pick up your sick in paper. They keep it for themselves. I'm certain. I try & be sick in the middle of the night, but I always seem to wake one of them up. Does anyone have any tips on how to be sick QUIETLY? - Coco
Yes with years of research I found that a well carpeted corner behind a big piece of furniture is best.
Mum and dad gave me meals and treats but there is no worktop for things to fall off. There have been lots of bangs and machine noises today. Its very disturbing.
