Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Rosie

    Rosie Supporting Member Forum Supporter

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    Hey Ripple, tell your mum to give you chikken-and-ote-meel. When I had squidgy poos mum had to give me chicken-and-ote-meal and I wasn't sure about it but it is YUMMY!!!! But I don't get it any more :(.
     
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    The place they always go when I pick up a ball. Ging says it's in one of the seven Labrador hells along with her dignity and all her money. I don't get it she needs to spend more time brushing me and cleaning my ears
     
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    My brother is called Thor. I haven't seen him since I was little. Mum has a photo and says we look alike.

    - Coco
     
  4. Hollysdad

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    I don't understand people and fox poo. I go to a lot of trouble to find a fox poo so I can smell nice for my people and they wash it off. They really have some strange ideas.
     
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    My Mummy has a human friend called Thor. Every time she sees him, she recites a poem. She thinks it's hysterical. He does not.

    It goes,

    THOR, The God of Thunder
    Was riding on his filly.
    "I'M THOR!", he cried,
    His horse replied,
    "Then where'th your thaddle, thilly?"

    :wasntme:

    Shadow
     
  6. SwampDonkey

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    it's cooler than Rory and im so cool i wee ice cubes. Unless a dog growls at me then I hide behind ging :oops:
     
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    Gings favourite is freyja wedding when Thor dresses as the bridesmaid. She says I can have a dress if I want I think I might like it. I'd look nicer than ging he he he. Don't tell sssh
     
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    SteffiS Supporting Member Forum Supporter

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    Dinner was rubbish :( more boring white stuff. Where do you get chikken-and-ote-meel? Wish I could come to your Mum when I get squidgy poos.

    Ripple
     
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    When your bum firms up, Ripple, your mum will relax more and you will be able to get back to what we dogs do best - let's hear it for scavenging !

    - Coco
     
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    Handsome?:*

    An old lady who should know better
     
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    I also ate holes in my watering can. Ging was mumbling something's about tools which aren't very sharp or something i just dont get her, it looked good.
     
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    I wish we had foxes in Noozeeland, their poo sounds amazing. I have to make do with whatever cat poo I can find. Buuuut yesterday I found hooman poo! Mum tried to get it out of my mouth because she thought it was a rat, but it was hooman poo! Then she raced to find the nearest bit of water to wash it off (it wasn't near enough - Xena's mum). I don't understand why she didn't lick it off? What a waste.
     
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    Oh human poo you just can't beat it particularly if they had some beer and curry the night before try rolling it for the full sensory experience.

    Oh to be young again and be able to roll.
    Moo
     
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    Oh Moo, you are so wise, why didn't I think to roll in it first?! You give the best advice to all the young pups.
     
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    I try dear little pup. There's lots of stuff i need to pass on consider it a gift to you and human;)
     
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    Oh Rory! You're as bad as That Tuppence Creature! :(
     
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    I've had such a brilliant day! Mum went shopping, but instead of just bringing back human's food she brought back a whole bag of treats for us!

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    I found our new ropeandball toy really quickly (the last bit of chewed rope somehow came out of ours yesterday when I was playing tuggy games with Wispa) but what I didn't notice was that mum had bought us each a hugekongwobblertoywhichsheputtreatsin and itmademereallyexcitedandhappy! She said something about speshul offer in the shop. Now for a snooze... I'll give mum a speshul cuddle on the sofa this evening.

    Tuppy
     
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    Today Dad and me walked to my favourite store and I got a fab new toy called a frizz-bee! I pranced around the park with it to show off how cool it is! Dad threw it and I jumped in the air and caught it just like the dogs I saw doing it at the park yesterday! I can't believe how easy it was - it only took me 3 tries! I can't wait to bring my new frizz bee to the park again tomorrow!

    Quinn
     
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    I don't know what's going on. Mum is emptying the house and putting everything in the car!! I think she's gone loopy. She said something about "going home tomorrow". Aren't I home already? What's going on? I've decided the best way to deal with this is to be super bitey and keep having zoomies with things I've found. Mum keeps squeaking, so I think she likes it.

    Luna
     
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    That annoying brown thing has been really annoying today. Mum says we're seeing Daddy tomorrow, and going home to the snow! Yay! I can't wait, that's two of my favourite things! If there are sardines and a ball, my life will be complete.

    Shadow
     
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