Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. snowbunny

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    I don't know what TIM-BITS is and nor does Mum, but she tappy-tapped on her box and said, yes, DOE-NUT BALLS! Wow! I've never even seen a DOE-NUT but I know I love BALLS. I think I'll ask her if I can come visit to get a TIM-BIT-DOE-NUT-BALL.
     
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    I've had pea-NUTS, but not doe-NUTS. I love pea-NUTS. I love balls too. My dad eats big jam doe-NUTS, but I'm not allowed. They're person-food he says. I sneaky-lick the sugar from his plate though. Tim-Bits sound perfect for us dogs.

    - Coco
     
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    This morning , we met a little doggy all on its own ! My Mummy said it was a seagull, or maybe she said beagull , not sure really but anyways , it was a sweet little thing , I quite liked it , it followed us for a ways through the woods , and Mummy said we would take it home , Yippeeeee ! She said she would ring the dog warden , that sounded a bit scary to me but then a lady came running towards us, she was crying and said she had lost the seagull when she was talking on that thing that hoomans talk on , that little black thing they hold to their ears . So the seagull didn't come home after all , and Mummy said the lady was pretty naughty not to watch her seagull and I didn't get to have a playmate , Sam x
     
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    Mum keeps saying im having a sleep over tomorrow...apparently all her friends are coming over and there getting DRUNK?

    Said They can all meet me but then I'm off to sleep elsewhere with my nanna.
     
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    You're best out of it Rolo. They can get very silly when they're drunk. You get no sense out of them. And it gets worse, sometimes they're "hungover" next day & your walk is late, and maybe even your breakfast! Enjoy your sleep over mate.

    - Coco
     
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    Oh I HATE it when my mummy gets that drunk thing.

    She's extra annoying and cuddly then the next day we can't do anything because she has to sit on the couch and sometimes she's even sick!

    I have to wait for my walk and any fun.

    I wish she'd send me to my nanas. She has a comfy couch and always has sausages in the fridge just for me.

    Stanley
     
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    It's so rainy here we've not gone for big walk yet. Ging is usually very damp tolerant but it rained so hard even she's said not yet the garden is flooding
     
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    I got the squirts. She put me on diet food and I got the squirts, that will teach her. It wasn't the stuff I ate from the hedge on no, diet food. She's been up all night because looking after me and my bum. He he you don't mess with Moo the merciless
     
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    ours doesn't have funny smelling drinkies but she vomits loads such a dam waste. She did it down a grid while we were out walking we can't take her anywhere
     
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    Yes comevisitcomevisitcomevisit!!! Doe-nut balls are SO good that you must come to visit and try them!

    I'm hoping the visit is not today though because in the night, my tummy felt yucky and I walked to the door and I was sick all the way there. I slept by the door to keep cool and my eyes are sore and gunky. I didn't even feel like having my breakfast and I heard mum and dad say I have to go see Dr. Vinny. Today is no fun.

    Quinn
     
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    Oh, Quinny, I hope you feel better soon! I've had a couple of sickies recently. It's when my tummy is empty and I drink lots and lots and lots of water. Mum says she thinks I need more food before I go out for walkies. I like the sound of this.

    Shadow x
     
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    Not the bum-man, Quinn? Good luck xx

    - Coco
     
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    Mummy said the annoying brown thing is coming again tomorrow!

    I hope he's learned to poo outside this time.

    Stanley
     
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    Oh, Quinn, what did Dr Vinny say? I can't imagine not eating breakfast. I kept my tail firmly clamped between my legs when I had my check-up at the vet's last week. I've heard nasty stories about the bum-man.

    I hope you're feeling better.

    Wispa x
     
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    So mommy fed me my kibble (still 70 g, she says I still have a Kardashian butt) while her and daddy ate PIZZA!!
    It smelled soooooo good!! Like really really extra good!
    So I sat real good and quiet so they could see me and gimme some pizza but they ignored me!
    So I put my head down and gave them my best guilty eyes..but they ignored that too!
    And mommy was talking to daddy while she was eating and waving her hands around and I swear, I SWEAR I HEARD THE PIZZA TALK TO ME!!
    It said BELLLLAAAAAA EAT MEEEEE
    So I did. Right outta mommy's hand.
    And as I am writing this from solitary confinement (my crate) I have one thing to say:
    NO REGRETS!
    #foodforthewin #noregrets #YOLO
     
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    I think my mum and dad were drunk last night. The mini hooman had a sleepover at nanny's and mum and dad got back really late. Then this morning I was really hungry but they were still in bed so I climbed under the covers and licked them until mum got up and fed me. She didn't even measure my food so I got this huge pike dumped in my bowl. It was great! Now we're all back sleeping in bed :)
     
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    I'm hoping mum feels better tomorrow coz we are supposed to be going on a training day........I'm so excited coz when mum was talking to dad about it earlier she said she has to take lots of CHEESE.......I love CHEESE........it's something called scent training! Please feel better in the morning mum.......
     
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    Thank you for your concern Shadow, Wispa and Coco...Dr. Vinny DID THE BUM THING!! I hate the bum thing, but something worse happened...wet stuff in my eyes. I hate that even more than the bum thing. Mum even helped him! I was outraged. It was a bad visit, but I did lots of tricks for strangers in the waiting room and impressed everyone AND got the special mushy food that is so delicious to help my tummy.

    Quinn
     
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    Let her sleep until 4 .51 am felt sorry for her she had a traumatic day. She slept from 7 pm did the important things like supper and hugs then slept from 8.30 till my barking at 4.51. She's calls this sleepy head, I call it something else. She really is hard work good job I've got Rory to pick up the slack. I also found out the best cheese shop in town has closed devastated totally destroyed. we all worshipped at that cheese regularly and now no more barnam blue will have to travel 60 miles to get some more. :eek:
     
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    Oh Harley! I've done that game, it is really good, you have to sniffsniffsniff and find cheese, and there are other dogs there but you have to ignore them. And there is a big field for running in and I ran away and mum chased me.
    Mum is looking at me odd. She says I might have a nice surprise tomorrow. What does that mean?
     

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