Mum says I have to wait for a sister as I might teach her lots of bad hab its at the moment. I thought it was good to be a teacher - Mums are strange some times .
Pups are ok but I couldn't eat a whole one. I wouldn't speak to Rory at all. I stayed on the the sofa for a week and wouldn't eat. Well I ate a few small things, most of my food really. Then I had to teach him biteyface and look after him. I didn't intend to though you must be very strict with these pups. I wasn't allowed to teach him to eat poo and roll in it which is a little sad for him. Good job he was a boy a girl well she could just go back to her mum not having another woman in my house. On the whole it's ok but you have to start as you mean to go on and not let them steal your toys, all of the time. He a good lad now but just between us I do wonder what is actually going on between his ears
I've had a wunnerful day so far. We went on a walk through the woods with my best mate, Alfie. We saw what I think Mum said was called a BOOR but she didn't let me chase it which was a bit booring (hehehe). The ground was all snowy and really frozen in places, so it was really good fun. We went for aaaages. Then, we got to the end of the walk and there were lots of other people there having a PIKNIK. Mum put our leads on so we couldn't bother the other people but Willow managed to snaffle a big of ham sandwich right from Mum's fingers while I was distracting her. We make a great team, and it's my turn next.
I met a new girl she was wonderful and very flirty. I got called and I came straight back, but she came with us I thought we could keep her.there was that Funny peeping sound after a bit she went though I wanted to keep her
I got a WHOLE stake - a siwloin stake. Mum didn't get my tweets for twaining today so Dad got a stake out of the fweezer and gwilled it and I ate it all! Not all at once, Mum cut it all up into vewy little bits - which was a weal waste because I easily could have eaten it as it was - but I had all of it! And I had sardine Biwthday cake! I bwought some back for Charlie too! Betsy
Nope. I meant to bring Charlie sardine cake AND an apple cupcake, but the cupcake just fell into my mouth by accident. So there's none left now.
I had some deeeeeelishus poo on my walk! It was off the path in the woods and Mum says she knows exactly what type it was but is going to pretend it was horse. Mum is weird sometimes. Willow
I went on a walk with just mum today. Mum said we got something called lost. I don't know what she meant because we didn't seem to get anything but she had to climb over a fence and looked really silly We had lots of fun though - she can't throw the ball as well as daddy can. But she tried, bless her! Stanley
Mum took the brat to training today - I suppose she needs it more than I do - and to make up for me missing out Dad took me for an extra long walk. He made a mistake, and didn't tell me 'close' when we walked by the playing fields so I legged it and nicked a ball that lit up when it rolled. Dad looked really scared, because he knew Mum would go mad if she found out, so I gave it to him when he asked. Then he could tell Mum - although he'll still be in hot water, he won't be boiled in oil. I've told him he owes me BIG TIME and he has promised me half his breakfast eggs tomorrow. Charlie
Moo told me a secret, She said if you make ging laugh you can get away with anything. I tried it on Saturday and it really works. I was a real idiot it was fine I made sure I looked really silly and was adorably amusing
Wispa let me share her favourite muddy puddle on our walk today. I'm getting much braver about water, but I didn't manage to splash it all over my nose like she did. Mum was a bit mean, though. She called us out just when we were having fun. When we got home we had to have our legs washed, just because Wispa's such a silly colour that the mud shows. They wouldn't have noticed that my legs were still muddy if it hadn't been for her! Why couldn't she have wiped them on the vet bed in the car? It's not fair!
We got lots of white stuff this week, I've never seen it before. It's cold and wet and fluffy. Mom and dad took me on a walk where we always go but it wasn't the same muddy trail, today it was WHITE and FLUFFY. I had the bestest time running all over the place. I ran over here, and there, and back over here and then there and back over there and all over. Mom and dad said they were cold but if they just followed me they wouldn't have been. I got treats every time I ran back to them, EVERY TIME. I got loads of treats. Then we ran in to a chocolate lab, just like me, she was short but quick. We ran all over the place while our hoomans just stood there being lazy. Mom said we couldn't bring Odie, she says he turns into a snow ball when he's outside. What's wrong with a snow ball ? I love balls. They are my favourite toy. I did find the best stick, and to make sure everyone knew it was mine, I peed on it. ALL MINE. Time for a long snooze.
