... you hear whining in the night so you get up, chuck on some clothes and head to the living room, where you see they're completely zonked out and it must have been a dream. Your go!
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... I've definitely been there Fiona! For the first month every night featured a false alarm where I was hearing puppy howls in my sleep! Nowadays my biggest embarrassment is that I seem to be turning up EVERYWHERE with a whistle around my neck. Fine if you're a PE teacher but turning up with it to a key meeting with my boss and clients the other morning was not so cool. It's an interesting addition to a suit!
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... ....you have plastic poo collecting bags in your suit pocket...
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... .....you spend more £ on puppy biscuits than human biscuits and pay way more attention to the content.
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... ....you used to wear high heeled shoes, but now ask for wellies for Christmas...
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... ......your addicted to this site and quote bits of advice to the rest of the family and anyone else who will listen.
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... You blame yourself when they do something wrong (shouldn't have left that lying around, should have realised they need a poo/pee)
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... Can i have 2? ......you feel guilty for leaving the house, and to make it worse he gives you the puppy dog eyes as you leave. When your out you are thinking poor lamb so you come back early.
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... you dust off the kitchen scales....for weighing puppy food.....in JulieT's case you actually buy a set of scales... ;D ;D
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... You open your hand bag in public to reveal several clean poo bags and a couple of pizzles. No make up or things you would expect ???
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... ........you have a webcam to check on them several times an hour when you are at work ;D
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... The inner seams of every pocket in every pair of jeans are impregnated with dog treat crumbs. And smell of fishcuits.
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... You learn for the first time where the 'debris filter' in your washing machine is and how to clear it of dog hair.
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... [quote author=Beanwood link=topic=8894.msg126465#msg126465 date=1416903972] you dust off the kitchen scales....for weighing puppy food.....in JulieT's case you actually buy a set of scales... ;D ;D [/quote] Oh Lordy, that's true too! It's the only reason I have kitchen scales! I've just done this one: ...every time you empty the washing machine there are 3 or 4 poo bags stuck to the drum. Thankfully, so far, unused poo bags...
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... ........the kids have to sit on the floor so hollie can get her spot on the sofa
Re: You know you're a puppy parent when.... [quote author=Rosie link=topic=8894.msg126500#msg126500 date=1416909829] You learn for the first time where the 'debris filter' in your washing machine is and how to clear it of dog hair. [/quote] I so need to find this on my machine!